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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:04 PM   #13821 (permalink)
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Yeah hopefully it goes away. I am totally going to blame iHops for this stomach ache.
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:36 PM   #13822 (permalink)
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Grate an apple. Sounds weird I know, but my mother told me about it ages ago and it does actually work
A grated apple will abort a demon fetus?
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:41 PM   #13823 (permalink)
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A grated apple will abort a demon fetus?
Never under estimate the powers of an apple. If thrown hard enough they will even ward off potential attackers
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:46 PM   #13824 (permalink)
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Never under estimate the powers of an apple. If thrown hard enough they will even ward off potential attackers

Oh good, that means we no longer need guns, we can arm everyone with apples
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:49 PM   #13825 (permalink)
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Oh good, that means we no longer need guns, we can arm everyone with apples
Can't answer that given it's an offence to carry a firearm here so yeah an apple is probably a better cause for self defence
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:52 PM   #13826 (permalink)
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Can't answer that given it's an offence to carry a firearm here so yeah an apple is probably a better cause for self defence

Then it would follow that apples are outlawed as well. Meaning only outlaws will cary apples.
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:53 PM   #13827 (permalink)
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Then it would follow that apples are outlawed as well. Meaning only outlaws will cary apples.
A valid point. I suggest arming with nectarines. The government isn't onto that yet
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:55 PM   #13828 (permalink)
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A valid point. I suggest arming with nectarines. The government isn't onto that yet

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