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12-19-2013, 11:49 PM | #13662 (permalink) | ||
carpe musicam
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I know it's kinda strange advice from me but you could always get ... um I don't know... Neapolitan ice cream.
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12-19-2013, 11:53 PM | #13663 (permalink) | ||
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I don't know what you're talking about. Quote:
You better watch your back girl! I'm going to give you a beat down! What are you talking about, I'm great in ice cream! My skin is white so I camouflage in it.
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12-19-2013, 11:59 PM | #13665 (permalink) | |
carpe musicam
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº? “I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac. “If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle. "If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards |
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12-20-2013, 12:10 AM | #13666 (permalink) | |
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Which do you prefer? |
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12-20-2013, 12:23 AM | #13667 (permalink) | |
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On another subject, I was in the city and I went into a Turkish cafe to buy some cheesecake (only $2) and get money for the bus fare. One of the guys own it and served me, while his cousin (an engineer) started chatting away to me. He offered me a cigarette and then we started a religious conversation. I have never in my life ever want to leave a conversation so badly. He would not shut the **** up, even after I grabbed my bags and indicating that I had to go home. He went on and on and on (tried to get my number) and on, until I eventually said I have to go home!! His name was Ali (from Iran) and he literally started calling me Princess Jessika. I need to erase my memory.
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12-20-2013, 12:40 AM | #13668 (permalink) |
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Definitely vanilla ice cream! It has flavor, melts so much smoother and easier and with less mess!
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12-20-2013, 12:50 AM | #13669 (permalink) | |
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Never say that to a sleazy drunk. NEVER.
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12-20-2013, 01:00 AM | #13670 (permalink) | ||
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I've been warned then.
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