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Old 12-16-2013, 11:03 PM   #13621 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2013, 12:10 AM   #13622 (permalink)
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can't wait til Christmas is over because the music at work is making me angry to be alive.

There's this truly awful rendition of "Frosty the Snowman" in which some female singer sounds like a crackwhore who's already pretty loaded, but someone captured her, stripped her, and forced her to sing for her clothes and more drugs (though she probably has a baggy up her ass anyway).

Her voice is just so ... ugh. I don't even want to know who she is, because I'm sure all of her regular material is horrible too.
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Old 12-17-2013, 10:08 AM   #13623 (permalink)
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can't wait til Christmas is over because the music at work is making me angry to be alive.

There's this truly awful rendition of "Frosty the Snowman" in which some female singer sounds like a crackwhore who's already pretty loaded, but someone captured her, stripped her, and forced her to sing for her clothes and more drugs (though she probably has a baggy up her ass anyway).

Her voice is just so ... ugh. I don't even want to know who she is, because I'm sure all of her regular material is horrible too.
Quite possibly Amy Grant. I'd be wearing earplugs if I were you.
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Old 12-17-2013, 10:21 AM   #13624 (permalink)
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Couldn't disagree more. I get so much information and material from Wiki it seems very little to ask for a donation once a year, which I gladly gave, and will continue to give. You can't get everything for nothing, no matter how much you want to. How do you think they keep that service going? I have no problem supporting them. One of the best free services out there. No, the best.
Well with people like you around it seems that I can get something for nothing. So thanks for paying my way, sucker.
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Old 12-17-2013, 08:16 PM   #13625 (permalink)
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Well with people like you around it seems that I can get something for nothing. So thanks for paying my way, sucker.
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Old 12-17-2013, 08:19 PM   #13626 (permalink)
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If one more ****ing employee texts me on my day off to tell me "the store's really busy and everyone's grouchy " I'm going to fire everyone and rebuild my staff istfg. It's Christmas. Of course the store is busy. God damnit.

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Old 12-17-2013, 10:21 PM   #13627 (permalink)
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Those "I had a hot pocket for dinner" poops are the worst.
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Old 12-18-2013, 12:43 AM   #13628 (permalink)
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Those "I had a hot pocket for dinner" poops are the worst.
Stop talking about poop everychance you get you little turd.
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Old 12-18-2013, 01:02 AM   #13629 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2013, 01:27 AM   #13630 (permalink)
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