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12-13-2013, 10:43 PM | #13591 (permalink) |
not really
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so today my first day at my new job(and also last) these two girls approach me. One of them tells me im hot, but she looks a little younger. I go how old are you, she asks how old do i think she is, i say 17 something in that range, she says yeah, i stupidly say if you were a little older i'd ask for your number. After that she tells me shes really 13.
She continues to hover around me for the next hour or so while im freaking out i'm going to somehow catch some harassment case or some **** weird ass day |
12-14-2013, 08:28 AM | #13593 (permalink) | |
A.B.N.
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Do you like having disposable income and loads of free time? You might want to re-think that.
Unless you find a really cool down to earth gf that lets you have your own alone time and she makes decent money.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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12-14-2013, 08:54 AM | #13595 (permalink) | |
A.B.N.
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how did you get that out of what I said?
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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12-14-2013, 09:25 AM | #13597 (permalink) | ||
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You jumped to the extreme conclusion. What I meant by what I said is that when you have a girlfriend you end up spending more money on dates and going out together and they do take up more of your personal time because they want together time. I'm not saying that's a bad thing but there needs to be a balance. It is also a good idea to have your own circle of friends so you aren't together all the time!
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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12-14-2013, 11:07 AM | #13598 (permalink) |
Make it so
Join Date: Oct 2005
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****. ****. I'm so ****ing hung over and my flatmate declared his love for me last night. I don't even know. Zzzz...
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12-14-2013, 12:39 PM | #13600 (permalink) |
David Hasselhoff
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