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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
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12-13-2013, 02:03 PM | #13581 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Paul, that story is heartbreaking and makes me want to punch a wall at the same time. I hope his daughter is okay and that one day she'll know the truth about her father. If you talk to her, give her our best.
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12-13-2013, 02:05 PM | #13582 (permalink) | |
David Hasselhoff
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Back in Portland, OR
Posts: 3,681
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12-13-2013, 05:22 PM | #13583 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
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here's a quick rundown of the past 12 hours of my life:
3am: sleeping after listening to Slade for 3 hours straight 4am: get felt up by sleeping Ki, just go with it 4:30am: best sex in weeks 4:45am: toilet overflows because it's a bigger piece of shit than the shit that goes into it 4:50am: call maintenance emergency line 5:00am: connected to operator, Russian guy says he'll be here soon 5:30am: fall asleep 7:30am: fuckface finally shows up, fixes toilet, leaves 11:50am: wake up, can't take a shower because all the towels went to cleaning up water from shitty toilet 1pm: drive Ki to work, stuck in traffic all the way there and back 1:30pm: stuck in line at Costco for 20min just to save 12 cents off every gallon 2:30pm: minimal grocery shopping, quarters for laundry 3:00pm: just realized I forgot to buy a plunger mfw I have to go all the way back downtown and toilet is still making random running noises (and I still have to do 3 loads of laundry and start my Christmas shopping) AND goddamn Gorby the Toilet Man didn't even fix the screwed up flush handle:
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12-13-2013, 06:43 PM | #13585 (permalink) | |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
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I can never tell if he sleep-touches or if it's some sort of stealthy act because he's too timid just to go for it.
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12-13-2013, 09:17 PM | #13588 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
Posts: 590
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****, I think I need to get a girlfriend or something.
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