Ninetales

welp my car now has no driver side door handle, broken hood latch, and for the first time ever the battery died. But i couldnt tell which side was the positive/negative cuz it doesnt have labels and also i dont know shiit about cars. So its just sittin in a bar parking lot because fucck if im dealin with that nonsense right now. ugh i hate cars so much

oh also its -23 celsius out and my mittens have a hole in them. i need a hug

butthead aka 216

of course i wouldnt i mean what do you think i am?? a barbarian!?!? i realize the damage a pic of a butthole can do and now i realize the error of my ways

to be fair tho she had a pretty nice butthole



anyways time to bitch about somethin more serious:

so im stayin at a hotel on a business trip for a week long stay. company has me put up in a nice hotel. i arrive, a man takes my luggage and parks my car for me. i go to check in, stunnin young female workin the counter greets me with a twinkle in my eye (might bone her later). get to my room, open the door and its magnificent in every way with a nice balcony view.

the problem starts when i sit on the couch and prop my feet up to watch tv. i grab the pamphlet left on the end table to read about the hotel. right there... 5th line from the top... the horror... "we are equipped with basic amentities". i actually did a double take. could it be?? jesus what fukcin year are we livin in?? is this 1930?? amenities...

so i get kinda flustered cause now i realize what kinda hotel this is and this is apparently the type of joint that my company supports. i call down to the front desk and ask to speak to a manager. he tells me to come down to speak with him so i march my ass down there.

'sir, what seems to be the problem?'

".......amenities!?!?'

'sir, yes we provide those. but whats the issue'


at this point i realize im probably talkin to a mens rights activist. probably the type who makes sandwich jokes and rape jokes. he seriously didnt get it. i literally had to show him the pamphlet and read it out loud for him.... amenities..... finally i snapped and i was like 'ok chauvinist pig, i mean manager, but where are the awomenities?' he had no clue what to even say, i mindfukced him that bad. i repeated... so you have amenities but no womenities?? again, he was stunned someone actualyl called him on his male priv.... lol he was white too, talk about priv. probably straight too!! so i showeed him how sexist his business was and we argued for awhile. he wasnt understandin the oppression very well so finalyl i just threw the pamphlet in his face and stormed upstairs. i owned him so hard

GuD

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Trollheart

Butthead, sometimes you're uproariously funny.











This is not one of those times.

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Sansa Stark

hahaahahahahahhahaha it's so cute when people with double digit IQ's attempt satire.

Ahh ****in hell somewhere a queer just got zir wings hahahahah

Dr_Rez

I've never used this before to bitch but holy fukk today has been ****ty. I have this overwhelming feeling of dread that won't leave. Last time I got that I felt super depressed for months and ended up moving states.

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butthead aka 216

guys its not a laughing matter, like this dude was straiht up chauvinist and didnt even understand, he was way messed up and likely a rapist


what happened rez are ya still with your girl?? school stuff?? I get real bad paranoia time to time, is that what you are experiencing>

Sansa Stark

I'm feeling/doing the same thing, did it end up clearing up for you when you moved states tho?

djchameleon

You can't really run away from your problems when your problems are internal because they will end up happening again no matter where you move to.

Have you ever thought about seeing a therapist?

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Burning Down

Anxiety maybe? I have it and once in a while I go through insanely long periods of doom.