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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 12-05-2013, 10:56 AM   #13491 (permalink)
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It's OK. You can be what you want. Just don't touch me. Or my stuff.
What you mean like your couch? Why can't I touch your couch?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:05 AM   #13492 (permalink)
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What you mean like your couch? Why can't I touch your couch?
If by couch you mean penis then yes. Especially my couch.
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:10 AM   #13493 (permalink)
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If by couch you mean penis then yes. Especially my couch.
But I like sitting on it. And when I move around on it it makes a farting noise.
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:14 AM   #13494 (permalink)
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But I like sitting on it. And when I move around on it it makes a farting noise.
Ah what the hell, go ahead and fart on my couch. Are we gonna need alcohol for this?
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:25 AM   #13495 (permalink)
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No but I'm gonna have to reach in between the seat cushions to pull out some quarters.
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:39 AM   #13496 (permalink)
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No but I'm gonna have to reach in between the seat cushions to pull out some quarters.
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:41 AM   #13497 (permalink)
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HEY! You two, GET A ROOM
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:43 AM   #13498 (permalink)
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How about a nice, dingy garage?
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Old 12-05-2013, 12:07 PM   #13499 (permalink)
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I think Pauls just jealous.
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Old 12-05-2013, 12:13 PM   #13500 (permalink)
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Not always. One of my cats gets constipated if we feed him only dry food.
Well I'm going on what my vet told me, and also the fact that my three amigos all have bright eyes, shiny coats and are as healthy as hell. Mind you, Ritchie HAS to eat a specialised dry food, as he has a urinal complaint that could come back if not... luckily he loves it.
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