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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
or you could just masturbate.
girls are a huge responsibility, man.
Yeah, you gotta walk 'em and feed 'em and if they make a mess on the carpet of course it's you who has to clean it up.
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Originally Posted by Vanilla
I wish I had my period!
Sounds like Manky isn't the only one who needs to use protection.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
Christmas music has started at work as of last week.
And I never realized how annoying this was, but that horrid song: "rockin' around the Christmas tree, blah blah blah" - there's this line (and it's like this in every version, I swear) where the lyrics are "later we'll have some pumpkin pie".
And everyone seems to sing it like "punkin'" (why??) so in its distortion over the PA system it sounds like "fuckin'".
Later we'll have some fuckin' pie.
This is the kind of thing that keeps me annoyed/amused.
Christmas music has started at work as of last week.
And I never realized how annoying this was, but that horrid song: "rockin' around the Christmas tree, blah blah blah" - there's this line (and it's like this in every version, I swear) where the lyrics are "later we'll have some pumpkin pie".
And everyone seems to sing it like "punkin'" (why??) so in its distortion over the PA system it sounds like "fuckin'".
Later we'll have some fuckin' pie.
This is the kind of thing that keeps me annoyed/amused.
I had to listen to fecking Christmas carols 12 hours a day/7 days a week for about 6 weeks every year from 1996-2011. I have a seething, burning hate for them all, although some are better than others. The one you're talking about is definitely on my most hated list, although the ABSOLUTE WORST one is:
I have 2 points to raise about another hated song, "Jingle Bell Rock"
1. Am I the only one who always sings it as:
"Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock - Jingle Bell suck my Jingle Bell cock"
(I understand that is just about exactly what one would expect from a 12 year old but I can't help myself)
I had to listen to fecking Christmas carols 12 hours a day/7 days a week for about 6 weeks every year from 1996-2011. I have a seething, burning hate for them all, although some are better than others. The one you're talking about is definitely on my most hated list, although the ABSOLUTE WORST one is:
I have 2 points to raise about another hated song, "Jingle Bell Rock"
1. Am I the only one who always sings it as:
"Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock - Jingle Bell suck my Jingle Bell cock"
(I understand that is just about exactly what one would expect from a 12 year old but I can't help myself)
I don't even think customers want to hear this crap.
but you know, I was momentarily torn between "oh god, it's begun, and we've only just gotten rid of that awful Halloween music" and "but I hear the voice of Karen Carpenter..." but after less than a week I already wish it was February.
When I was working for Walmart years ago, this really obnoxious song about "Suzie Snowman" or "Suzie Snowflake" or some irritating nonsense would play at least 5 times a day. Are there people in this world that live for Christmastime?
Because they've clearly never worked in retail.
In defense of the really dumb lyrics to the "classic" Christmas songs, a lot of them were written over 100 years ago and people were (to put it nicely) simple.
(And they took heroin for constipation. These people were off their rockers already.)
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