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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 11-25-2013, 05:16 PM   #13381 (permalink)
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My 1960s dishwasher smells like it's on fire, so I called my landlord and she's having maintenance come over on Monday to figure out why it's so loud and smelly all of a sudden. At least she was nice enough to come over and take a look at it. Plus she says that if the problem isn't fixable, we get a brand new dishwasher for free.

That doesn't change the fact that I have to do all this by hand when I get home tonight.

Damn it.
*refrains from making sexist comment about how women doing the dishes is what God intended*
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Old 11-25-2013, 07:04 PM   #13382 (permalink)
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*casually reminds the Batlord he has backhair, subtly implying he'll be doing his own dishes for the rest of his life*
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Old 11-25-2013, 07:35 PM   #13383 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2013, 08:15 PM   #13384 (permalink)
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Let's not forget the fedora.

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Old 11-25-2013, 08:18 PM   #13385 (permalink)
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ewwwwww **** me I think my ovaries just shrivelled up in disgust
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Old 11-25-2013, 08:40 PM   #13386 (permalink)
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ewwwwww **** me I think my ovaries just shrivelled up in disgust
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Old 11-25-2013, 08:40 PM   #13387 (permalink)
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3 piece suit = so yes
fedora = bye
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Old 11-25-2013, 08:43 PM   #13388 (permalink)
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3 piece suit = so yes
fedora = bye
fedora, chained wallet and dad jeans =



and if they're wearing a trench coat, have sausage fingers, severe acne and a neckbeard, it's just safe to start yourself on fire so you'll never have to look at them again.
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Old 11-25-2013, 08:45 PM   #13389 (permalink)
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even better if they have a rageface t-shirt

instant birth control

the only thing you can do to top that is go juggalo
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Old 11-25-2013, 08:49 PM   #13390 (permalink)
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even better if they have a rageface t-shirt

instant birth control

the only thing you can do to top that is go juggalo
or a full face-tattoo belonging to a skinhead who reeks of Fritos and Pall Malls.
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