Music Banter - The Bitch Box

My 1960s dishwasher smells like it's on fire, so I called my landlord and she's having maintenance come over on Monday to figure out why it's so loud and smelly all of a sudden. At least she was nice enough to come over and take a look at it. Plus she says that if the problem isn't fixable, we get a brand new dishwasher for free.

That doesn't change the fact that I have to do all this by hand when I get home tonight.

Damn it.

*refrains from making sexist comment about how women doing the dishes is what God intended*

Sansa Stark

11-25-2013 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1388937)

*refrains from making sexist comment about how women doing the dishes is what God intended*

*casually reminds the Batlord he has backhair, subtly implying he'll be doing his own dishes for the rest of his life*

Paul Smeenus

11-25-2013 06:35 PM

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/f...wned-prank.gif

ladyislingering

11-25-2013 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1388937)

*refrains from making sexist comment about how women doing the dishes is what God intended*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1388974)

*casually reminds the Batlord he has backhair, subtly implying he'll be doing his own dishes for the rest of his life*

Let's not forget the fedora.

:shycouch:

Sansa Stark

11-25-2013 07:18 PM

ewwwwww **** me I think my ovaries just shrivelled up in disgust

ladyislingering

11-25-2013 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1389007)

ewwwwww **** me I think my ovaries just shrivelled up in disgust

:laughing:

Sansa Stark

11-25-2013 07:40 PM

3 piece suit = so yes
fedora = bye

ladyislingering

11-25-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1389025)

3 piece suit = so yes
fedora = bye

fedora, chained wallet and dad jeans =

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...to-do-here.jpg

and if they're wearing a trench coat, have sausage fingers, severe acne and a neckbeard, it's just safe to start yourself on fire so you'll never have to look at them again.

Sansa Stark

11-25-2013 07:45 PM

even better if they have a rageface t-shirt

instant birth control

the only thing you can do to top that is go juggalo

ladyislingering

11-25-2013 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1389029)

even better if they have a rageface t-shirt

instant birth control

the only thing you can do to top that is go juggalo

or a full face-tattoo belonging to a skinhead who reeks of Fritos and Pall Malls.

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