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11-15-2013, 10:50 PM | #13252 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
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I came home after a long day of work, and my new poster with adhesive backing was missing from the wall. Turns out it rolled up next my laptop because it was lonely, or maybe the adhesive backing sucks massive cock. I took a bunch of packing tape to it. TRY COMING OF THE WALL NOW YOU STUPID FUCK.
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11-15-2013, 11:18 PM | #13253 (permalink) | |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 5,360
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Point of this story being I know that feel, bro.
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11-15-2013, 11:56 PM | #13254 (permalink) | |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
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eventually I became so enraged, having to pick them up, that I'd used mounting tape on some of them, and they seemed to stick. unfortunately I sold many of them before I moved - they were from the 1970s/80s and possibly only dozens in existence right now.
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11-16-2013, 02:30 AM | #13255 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
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when customers leave full carts in random places throughout the store and just leave
when customers ask me where the bathroom is when the sign is in plain fucking view on sale day when I specifically told customers that "all clothing, shoes, accessories and bedding" were half-off and they asked "what about furniture/plastics/dishes/anything but what I just fucking said" when customers put their discarded items on a FULL RACK outside of the fitting room and there's an empty one right next to it (but they just have to shove their stuff into a full one as sloppily as possible) "can I give you [ridiculous, exorbitant amount] in change?" when customers bring food into/have sex/take a shit in the fitting rooms when I think that these people are breeding
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11-16-2013, 02:43 AM | #13257 (permalink) | |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
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oh my god. one afternoon, two nasty fuckers disappeared into that particular fitting room because one of my coworkers let them in. she was going to break and informed me that they were doing something rather suspicious. I had to clean up a pile of clothes they'd left on the extra-large bench inside. they were warm. THEY WERE WARM.
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