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Old 11-15-2013, 11:43 AM   #13251 (permalink)
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How is that show? I just watched that clip and it seemed well acted.
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Old 11-15-2013, 10:50 PM   #13252 (permalink)
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I came home after a long day of work, and my new poster with adhesive backing was missing from the wall. Turns out it rolled up next my laptop because it was lonely, or maybe the adhesive backing sucks massive cock. I took a bunch of packing tape to it. TRY COMING OF THE WALL NOW YOU STUPID FUCK.
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Old 11-15-2013, 11:18 PM   #13253 (permalink)
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I came home after a long day of work, and my new poster with adhesive backing was missing from the wall. Turns out it rolled up next my laptop because it was lonely, or maybe the adhesive backing sucks massive cock. I took a bunch of packing tape to it. TRY COMING OF THE WALL NOW YOU STUPID FUCK.
I used to live in an attic and the entire ceiling was covered in posters I hung with tape and sticky tack. Every ****ing morning another poster would be on the ground. Made me ****ing rage.

Point of this story being I know that feel, bro.
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Old 11-15-2013, 11:56 PM   #13254 (permalink)
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I used to live in an attic and the entire ceiling was covered in posters I hung with tape and sticky tack. Every ****ing morning another poster would be on the ground. Made me ****ing rage.

Point of this story being I know that feel, bro.
my bedroom at my parents' house used to be covered in posters, most of which I'd framed for the sheer sake of not having to deal with this.

eventually I became so enraged, having to pick them up, that I'd used mounting tape on some of them, and they seemed to stick.

unfortunately I sold many of them before I moved - they were from the 1970s/80s and possibly only dozens in existence right now.
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Old 11-16-2013, 02:30 AM   #13255 (permalink)
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when customers leave full carts in random places throughout the store and just leave



when customers ask me where the bathroom is when the sign is in plain fucking view



on sale day when I specifically told customers that "all clothing, shoes, accessories and bedding" were half-off and they asked "what about furniture/plastics/dishes/anything but what I just fucking said"



when customers put their discarded items on a FULL RACK outside of the fitting room and there's an empty one right next to it (but they just have to shove their stuff into a full one as sloppily as possible)



"can I give you [ridiculous, exorbitant amount] in change?"



when customers bring food into/have sex/take a shit in the fitting rooms



when I think that these people are breeding

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Old 11-16-2013, 02:36 AM   #13256 (permalink)
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Dunno where you live, but is it usual that customers have sex in fitting rooms? That sounds completely hilarious
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Old 11-16-2013, 02:43 AM   #13257 (permalink)
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Dunno where you live, but is it usual that customers have sex in fitting rooms? That sounds completely hilarious
those weirdos are the reason I never open the handicap-accessible fitting room for anyone unless they're ALONE.

oh my god.

one afternoon, two nasty fuckers disappeared into that particular fitting room because one of my coworkers let them in.

she was going to break and informed me that they were doing something rather suspicious.

I had to clean up a pile of clothes they'd left on the extra-large bench inside.

they were warm.

THEY WERE WARM.
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Old 11-16-2013, 02:46 AM   #13258 (permalink)
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Haha.
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Old 11-16-2013, 02:48 AM   #13259 (permalink)
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at least they didn't take a shit/piss, so I guess I got lucky in the kingdom of nastiness.
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Ever thought of changing jobs?
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