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Plankton 10-14-2013 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1373069)
Remind me never to piss you off! :shycouch:

Hey, no worries ma man. :p:

It's so I can play lumberjack at a friends house, who just purchased a log cabin style home with lots of trees on the land that he wants cleared. Since it'll be all steel, it'll be a bit heavier than your average splitting axe, and although I haven't calculated the weight yet I'm guessing it'll come in at around 10-15 lbs which is significantly heavier. This will make spiltting a bit easier on the downswing (for me anyway).

Just imagine what that could do to a skull. :bonkhead: Just in time for Halloween.

Trollheart 10-14-2013 12:09 PM

I can just see your attorney slumping and shaking his head: "The jury are NEVER going to believe that one, my friend!" :rofl:

Burning Down 10-18-2013 09:55 AM

So my boyfriend has definitely broken his leg doing something absolutely STUPID, now I have to drive him everywhere he needs to go.

Plankton 10-18-2013 10:08 AM

Tell ZK to rub some dirt on it and get off the pity pot.

FRED HALE SR. 10-18-2013 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1374907)
So my boyfriend has definitely broken his leg doing something absolutely STUPID, now I have to drive him everywhere he needs to go.


So what did he do that was so stupid? :drummer: Lots of broken legs at MB right now.

Burning Down 10-18-2013 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1374909)
Tell ZK to rub some dirt on it and get off the pity pot.

lmao :rofl:
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1374910)
So what did he do that was so stupid? :drummer: Lots of broken legs at MB right now.

I sent you a message telling you what happened but basically this morning he thought it would be fun to climb a giant tree. Until he fell out of it.

djchameleon 10-18-2013 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1374909)
Tell ZK to rub some dirt on it and get off the pity pot.

or do like the medical docs in the military

Oh you have a broken leg? here's some Motrin report back to duty.

You have a stomach virus? here's some Motrin report back to duty.

bone is popping out of your arm? here's some Motrin report back to duty.

Plankton 10-18-2013 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1374961)
or do like the medical docs in the military

Oh you have a broken leg? here's some Motrin report back to duty.

You have a stomach virus? here's some Motrin report back to duty.

bone is popping out of your arm? here's some Motrin report back to duty.

I thought I was gonna get Court Martialed (probably Article 15 would be more like it) for not being able to get out of my bunk when I had some serious back spasms after a day of emptying Deuce and a halfs full of ammo. First Sgt was NOT buying it, but I seriously could not stand/sit up straight for 2 days.

Trollheart 10-18-2013 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1374907)
So my boyfriend has definitely broken his leg doing something absolutely STUPID, now I have to drive him everywhere he needs to go.

Someone called for a doctor, why not?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cAWKwCqvmf...zoidberg-1.png

Burning Down 10-18-2013 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1375023)
Someone called for a doctor, why not?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cAWKwCqvmf...zoidberg-1.png

:laughing:

I just told my boyfriend that he is a grown ass man who shouldn't be climbing trees. He won't be able to swim or run for the rest of the school year either which he bitched about but it's his own damn fault.


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