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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 09-30-2013, 02:46 PM   #12931 (permalink)
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Yeah bro but you can't do a breathaliser test for vicodin
There's blood testing, though. If you want to be irreckless often, you're willing to pay the price of a finger stab.
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Old 09-30-2013, 02:48 PM   #12932 (permalink)
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**** no I'm not, I'd probably end up slashing my eyeballs out somehow
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Old 09-30-2013, 02:51 PM   #12933 (permalink)
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**** no I'm not, I'd probably end up slashing my eyeballs out somehow
I don't think I would either, especially if I was that far gone. As a rule, if I ask myself whether or not I'm sober enough to send/post what I'm saying, I wait until I'm sure that I am.
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Old 09-30-2013, 03:14 PM   #12934 (permalink)
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Can someone devise an internet/phone thing that turns my **** off when I'm ****ed up? This is getting ridiculous, I actually convinced myself going on a date with Silly Dick Chad is a good idea only to sober up hours later and remember he's ****ing Silly Dick Chad and I'm trying to think of the nicest way possible to say that yes I may have shown you my n00dz but no, that doesn't mean I'm going to actually fuck you
If by "n00dz" you mean sweater kittens, then I don't think it's possible. You're just gonna have to bang him and then avoid him like normal people.
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Old 09-30-2013, 03:26 PM   #12935 (permalink)
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Dude if that were so I'd have banged 75% of mb by now
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Old 10-08-2013, 02:14 PM   #12936 (permalink)
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Is there some bro code about not sending an invite on Skype to your friend's girlfriend?

idk it's weird. friend of mines is pissed off at me over it and it seems like a non issue.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:32 PM   #12937 (permalink)
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why do you wanna skype with your bro's gf
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:38 PM   #12938 (permalink)
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why do you wanna skype with your bro's gf
+1. I think it definitely ventures into bro code territory. Plus I can never get my nut on with that skype delay when I skype with my friends girlfriend.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:40 PM   #12939 (permalink)
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216 still won't show me his dick, I'm not happy.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:43 PM   #12940 (permalink)
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216 still won't show me his dick, I'm not happy.
Insecurities can really slow down a good dick viewing session.
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