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Old 07-29-2013, 03:18 AM   #12611 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2013, 03:28 AM   #12612 (permalink)
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Lack of witticism for a true Daily Double, please.
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Old 07-29-2013, 10:24 AM   #12613 (permalink)
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So, I have an extreme phobia of pooping in public restrooms. It is an ostensibly irrational fear that people are going to comment on it and degrade me, mainly. The embarrassment factor. Now, when I or anyone I know enter a public restroom, we're honestly as embarrassed for the pooper as they are for themselves.

Anyway...I had a stomach ailment. It may have been a virus, mild poisoning, whatever...but it was not realistic to go without a bathroom. I'd puked twice earlier, but the other end needed voiding.

I was on lunch, and stopped at a gas station. I ended up going to the, predominately low traffic restroom to void my vowels so I could stop feeling like I was dying a little bit, and do my job.

These obnoxious women with Joysey accents entered, while I was doing my duty. People even entering causes me intense anxiety. One of them actually had the gall to begin commenting.

She was like, "Oh my Gaaaaaaaahd. Someone is ****ting in here. That's disgusting. I can smell it from the doorway."

Although people disparaging my human need to **** is a phobia, I actually went on the defensive.

"Hey, Miss I-Have-No-Tact," I said, "I have food poisoning and have to work a ten hour shift. Everyone goes to the ****ing bathroom. I'm sick, and though I avoid it at every chance, it was unavoidable right now. I'm an hour from home, and I'm sick, with no days to call off of work. I'm not here to inconvenience you, and there us no reason for you to make disparaging remarks about something that everyone, yourself included, has to do upon occasion. If you're so disgusted, leave, but you ahit too, and I'll wager it doesn't smell great. That's what toilets are for. So please, act like a civilized adult. These doors are not soundproof, and you're acting like a child."
I'm one of those phobic people when it comes to public restrooms also. I literally will drive all the way home from parties if I feel a stomach rumbler coming on. If its a friends house I feel like i'm not being courteous if I drop a deuce at a friends house. Public restrooms beyond just grossing me out, also cause me the same psychological issues they cause you. I would have let that broad have it too if she commented on my fabulous bouquet.
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Old 07-29-2013, 10:51 AM   #12614 (permalink)
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After cleaning public toilets at my old Burger King job for years, I've sort of become immune to public bathroom phobias. So long as there isn't any **** on it, and I can have it sit worthy after only one wipe with a wad of TP, then I'm good. If worse comes to worse, I can even whack off in a public bathroom. Which is perhaps actually evidence that you shouldn't use one...
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Old 07-29-2013, 02:18 PM   #12615 (permalink)
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Jesus Sara! What do these people think bathrooms are for? Or to use the real word, toilet? Think people hold tea parties in them? Sewing circles? Discussion groups? You walk into a toilet, someone's using it, what the eff yoo see kay do you expect to be going on? Deep sea exploration? Magic tricks? Animal husbandry? (I'm specifically thinking of the Batlord here!)

Mind you, as long as that's going on in a toilet that's ok. It's when you have like Mr. Burns asking Homer, well did you find the restroom all right? And Homer looking shiftily around and saying, errr.. yeah....
Then you have a problem!
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Old 07-29-2013, 02:47 PM   #12616 (permalink)
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i hate ppl like this so much
If you'd stop denying your privilege then people like that wouldn't bother you so much.


As far as the public pooping thing, It's not even an issue for me as long as I can make my own toilet seat cover with the toilet paper if they don't already have covers then I'm good.
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Old 07-29-2013, 03:22 PM   #12617 (permalink)
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If you'd stop denying your privilege then people like that wouldn't bother you so much.


As far as the public pooping thing, It's not even an issue for me as long as I can make my own toilet seat cover with the toilet paper if they don't already have covers then I'm good.
x3. I actually found a pack of 10 toilet seat covers from Charmin that fits nicely in my purse from the pharmacy.
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If you'd stop denying your privilege then people like that wouldn't bother you so much.


As far as the public pooping thing, It's not even an issue for me as long as I can make my own toilet seat cover with the toilet paper if they don't already have covers then I'm good.


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Old 07-29-2013, 06:28 PM   #12620 (permalink)
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x3. I actually found a pack of 10 toilet seat covers from Charmin that fits nicely in my purse from the pharmacy.
that's a good idea having your own seat covers handy. I might look for that. I'm always wearing a backpack so I can put those into my pack.
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