The Bitch Box

djchameleon · 07-13-2013, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I hate using library computers. I even hate using my own laptop in the library because there's always people who creep behind you to see what you're looking at. Like **** off.

When I worked at my local library, I used to do that all the time! I double dog dare you to tell me **** off

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Ok, so I bought a $2 fish to put in the bowl with Killer, my killer fish (hahaha). The new fish is of the same breed and the same sex, just a different colour. I hope they get along... first feeding wasn't so successful because Killer ate the special food for the baby, ffs. Stupid fish.

you decided to get your killer fish a victim and you hope it he gets along well it?

The Batlord · 07-13-2013, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

When I worked at my local library, I used to do that all the time! I double dog dare you to tell me **** off

Dude, I know you listen to Britney Spears. You can **** right the hell off, you nancy boy!

djchameleon · 07-13-2013, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dude, I know you listen to Britney Spears. You can **** right the hell off, you nancy boy!

lol I mean back then. I had so much power in the library that I could make it hell for anyone

The Batlord · 07-13-2013, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

lol I mean back then. I had so much power in the library that I could make it hell for anyone

djchameleon · 07-13-2013, 11:32 AM

lol You don't even KNOW!

The Batlord · 07-13-2013, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

lol You don't even KNOW!

I don't know how tall you are, but from pictures you definitely seem...imposing. I don't know about King of the Library, but I would certainly be nervous about telling off a large, black dude, being a fat white kid. That might sound kinda racist, but this is America, and in America, fat white kids are scared of large, black dudes they've never met.

Burning Down · 07-13-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

When I worked at my local library, I used to do that all the time! I double dog dare you to tell me **** off

you decided to get your killer fish a victim and you hope it he gets along well it?

I wouldn't say that out loud, but I find it incredibly rude when I'm trying to do something and there's somebody hanging around looking at my screen. I go to the library to do most of my research and essay writing, so you're not going to see anything exciting... you're just going to annoy me when I'm trying to do an assignment. I'm glad one of the libraries here has "cones of silence" - they are round, plexiglass cubicles with a door that are completely soundproofed. And the glass distorts any images you'll see on the screen or whatever, so there's an element of privacy.

And yes, I'm actually trying to socialize her (yeah Killer is female. She's bitchy I guess). Things seem to be going well. It's been 18 hours since I introduced the new fish which is a record.

djchameleon · 07-13-2013, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I don't know how tall you are, but from pictures you definitely seem...imposing. I don't know about King of the Library, but I would certainly be nervous about telling off a large, black dude, being a fat white kid. That might sound kinda racist, but this is America, and in America, fat white kids are scared of large, black dudes they've never met.

Try short black stocky dude. I was pretty pleasant and approachable. People tended to ask me where books were quite often and I'm soft spoken so they wouldn't expect me to unless my wrath when I did.

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I wouldn't say that out loud, but I find it incredibly rude when I'm trying to do something and there's somebody hanging around looking at my screen. I go to the library to do most of my research and essay writing, so you're not going to see anything exciting... you're just going to annoy me when I'm trying to do an assignment. I'm glad one of the libraries here has "cones of silence" - they are round, plexiglass cubicles with a door that are completely soundproofed. And the glass distorts any images you'll see on the screen or whatever, so there's an element of privacy.

So they basically advocate watching porn in public then with those cubicles?

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

And yes, I'm actually trying to socialize her (yeah Killer is female. She's bitchy I guess). Things seem to be going well. It's been 18 hours since I introduced the new fish which is a record.

Her being a female and a killer doesn't mean she's bitchy, it just means she's a killer.

Trollheart · 07-13-2013, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I'm scared of all moths!

I would ask you to remove a moth too. I get scared they are going to touch my face or creep into my mouth. Plus the sound of them hitting the lights is awful. I actually don't mind spiders however. Bees are my biggest fear though.

I effing hate moths too Jess, but I'd be your knight in shining armour if one attacked you! Some things are worth conquering your fear for (or pretending you have, anyway...)

The Batlord · 07-13-2013, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I'm glad one of the libraries here has "cones of silence" - they are round, plexiglass cubicles with a door that are completely soundproofed. And the glass distorts any images you'll see on the screen or whatever, so there's an element of privacy.

Oh that's awesome. Here there's just a pointless little wooden divider that covers nothing.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Try short black stocky dude. I was pretty pleasant and approachable. People tended to ask me where books were quite often and I'm soft spoken so they wouldn't expect me to unless my wrath when I did.

Damn. I was imagining a six-foot five behemoth scaring little old ladies while trying to explain to them the finer points of the Dewey Decimal System.

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