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Raine · 07-03-2006, 12:31 AM

My bitches:
it's hot as hell. My shirt is so wet with sweat that I culd take a bath in it if I wanted to.
I want it to rain really hard. I'm talking monsoon hard

Oh and there are three scrunchies and possibly two rubber bands stuck in my hair. I can't go to bed until I get them out. I'm seriously thinking abuot cutting my hair. It's getting too hot.

Laces Out Dan! · 07-03-2006, 12:34 AM

How hot is it? Celsius?

Raine · 07-03-2006, 12:37 AM

I imagine it's about 31 maybe 32 degrees celsius

Laces Out Dan! · 07-03-2006, 12:38 AM

Thats quite hot

Raine · 07-03-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

Thats quite hot

yes. It is.
I think it was hotter earlier in the day. But it has definitely cooled off since then. Though not by much.

I suddenly have the urge to fry some chicken on the sidewalk. Just to see if it's hot enough to fry food on the ground

TrampInaTux · 07-03-2006, 01:30 AM

My bitch for today:

Your Mom.

Trauma · 07-03-2006, 02:48 AM

Oh God I watched an episode of M*A*S*H
I wanna kill myself
I was soooo bored, sooo bored!!
I regret it now!!!!

I ****ing hate Alan Alda and his corny ****ing jokes

Piss Me Off · 07-03-2006, 02:57 AM

My Bitch: People going on at me because i'm going to a prom in just a normal shirt. I'm very sorry i can't afford a ****ing tux. Grrrrr.

MURDER JUNKIE · 07-04-2006, 12:02 AM

My niece (who is 2) woke up from her nap and came running outside because her mom had told her that Uncle Nate was there. Myself being the role model that I am, I was kicking back and enjoying my 10th beer of the day. She comes ripping across the yard with arms wide open to give her Uncle Nate a huge hug, I scoop her up mid-sprint into my arms and the momentum forces both of her feet travelling at about 200 mph right into MY F*CKING BALLS!!!

I have never been in so much pain in my life, they are a hideous shade of purple and have an agonizing dull ache.

No wonder I don't have kids

sleepy jack · 07-04-2006, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

My niece (who is 2) woke up from her nap and came running outside because her mom had told her that Uncle Nate was there. Myself being the role model that I am, I was kicking back and enjoying my 10th beer of the day. She comes ripping across the yard with arms wide open to give her Uncle Nate a huge hug, I scoop her up mid-sprint into my arms and the momentum forces both of her feet travelling at about 200 mph right into MY F*CKING BALLS!!!

I have never been in so much pain in my life, they are a hideous shade of purple and have an agonizing dull ache.

No wonder I don't have kids

=O Man, i'm sorry.

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07-03-2006, 12:31 AM	#1221 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	My bitches: it's hot as hell. My shirt is so wet with sweat that I culd take a bath in it if I wanted to. I want it to rain really hard. I'm talking monsoon hard Oh and there are three scrunchies and possibly two rubber bands stuck in my hair. I can't go to bed until I get them out. I'm seriously thinking abuot cutting my hair. It's getting too hot. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

07-03-2006, 12:34 AM	#1222 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	How hot is it? Celsius? __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

07-03-2006, 12:37 AM	#1223 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I imagine it's about 31 maybe 32 degrees celsius __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

07-03-2006, 12:38 AM	#1224 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Thats quite hot __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

07-03-2006, 01:30 AM	#1226 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	My bitch for today: Your Mom.

07-03-2006, 02:48 AM	#1227 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	Oh God I watched an episode of MASH I wanna kill myself I was soooo bored, sooo bored!! I regret it now!!!! I *ing hate Alan Alda and his corny **ing jokes __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

07-03-2006, 02:57 AM	#1228 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	My Bitch: People going on at me because i'm going to a prom in just a normal shirt. I'm very sorry i can't afford a ****ing tux. Grrrrr. __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

07-04-2006, 12:02 AM	#1229 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	My niece (who is 2) woke up from her nap and came running outside because her mom had told her that Uncle Nate was there. Myself being the role model that I am, I was kicking back and enjoying my 10th beer of the day. She comes ripping across the yard with arms wide open to give her Uncle Nate a huge hug, I scoop her up mid-sprint into my arms and the momentum forces both of her feet travelling at about 200 mph right into MY F*CKING BALLS!!! I have never been in so much pain in my life, they are a hideous shade of purple and have an agonizing dull ache. No wonder I don't have kids