My boss is a mixture of that one guy from Idiocracy (the "I like money" guy) and Eric Idle's character during the witch scene in Monty Python & The Holy Grail. No kidding.

"I like money, though!"



See Eric's expression at 2:31. My boss always looks like that.

oh my god thats hilarious

It annoys me when someone says something where the meaning is hidden, but obvious, then some idiot comes right behind them to reiterate it as though they were the only ones in the world that understood it, and by doing so, expect some sort of gold star when they'd get better attention by being smart enough to respond to a witty statement with something other than, for all intents and purposes, "Hey! I totally understood that!"

It's not flattering.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Avada Kedavra!!!!

God, this. I know that annoyance, bro.

Got water leaking around our back door frame, coming in all across the sliding door and window frame. Not how I wanted to start Winter.

It weirdly bothers me when people say that they're immune to the media. These are the same people, mind, who bug me constantly to delete my facebook because such and such evil company have control over it.

Can't they understand that if they're on the internet, they've some relation to media? It may not be popular media that they connect with, but something inspires or influences them.

We have 4 cats... soon to be 5 since my GF's stupid asshat of a brother can't stay off drugs long enough to support his family. They've been squatting in a rented home and haven't paid rent (or garbage pick-up) since November. The place is (was) really nice, with tons of trails out back for me to come over and go ride. They're sending my boy (read dog) Clyde (I'm his surrogate owner) to his original owners home in Texas, who is a good friend of mine but it's just sooooo freakin far away, so I won't be able to go for walks/rides with him anymore. He has a 1yo daughter, whos absolutely adorable, that was almost taken at birth since the mother was using drugs while she was carrying her, and I can't help but think she'll be taken away somewhere down the road too. This just tears me up, and pisses me the **** off all at the same time.

Obviously a really hard time for them, sorry to hear that. I hate hearing about the animals, they never really understand the move. But its good it was the previous owner for Clyde. Gotta stay strong for your family, regardless of their issues they need you man. Hope their luck changes.