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Old 05-15-2013, 12:01 PM   #11901 (permalink)
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I should also mention that this same person called me a moron later that same day.
You should have responded by voting against the majority of the jury every single time.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:04 PM   #11902 (permalink)
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And lose even more days of work? I can't say I'm all that surprised by the intelligence displayed by your foreman. Most of the time both the prosecutor and the defense will deliberately pick stupid people because they're generally easier to influence. Due to my career ambitions there's no way in hell I would ever get beyond the selection processes if I were ever called.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:05 PM   #11903 (permalink)
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And lose even more days of work?
Trolling the criminal justice system is worth being made homeless.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:07 PM   #11904 (permalink)
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You should have responded by voting against the majority of the jury every single time.
I actually was voting against the majority on half the charges, that's why she thought I was a moron. Because, clearly, the majority is always right, especially when people like her are part of it.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:13 PM   #11905 (permalink)
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And lose even more days of work? I can't say I'm all that surprised by the intelligence displayed by your foreman. Most of the time both the prosecutor and the defense will deliberately pick stupid people because they're generally easier to influence. Due to my career ambitions there's no way in hell I would ever get beyond the selection processes if I were ever called.
Wait… but they picked me. What are you trying say here?
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:16 PM   #11906 (permalink)
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Wait… but they picked me. What are you trying say here?
Well they can't all be pants-on-head retarded, but a majority of them usually are.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:26 PM   #11907 (permalink)
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Well they can't all be pants-on-head retarded, but a majority of them usually are.
Well we certainly had a few. There was one who thought "approximately" meant the same thing as "exactly" and was confused how people giving testimony could know for sure that things happened at approximately this time or that time.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:35 PM   #11908 (permalink)
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Well we certainly had a few. There was one who thought "approximately" meant the same thing as "exactly" and was confused how people giving testimony could know for sure that things happened at approximately this time or that time.
Sounds like you gotta get out of Philly. Bring some Cheesesteaks.
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Old 05-15-2013, 03:59 PM   #11909 (permalink)
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Yeah Jansz, she probably thought you were bashing the jews: oh no wait, that would be an ANTI-Semantic debate, wouldn't it?

Seriously, can Armageddon come now please, and get it over with? As a race we are too stupid to be allowed to continue to live...


Yeah I think that's what she must have been thinking, poor Jans!
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Old 05-16-2013, 09:50 AM   #11910 (permalink)
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Well we certainly had a few. There was one who thought "approximately" meant the same thing as "exactly" and was confused how people giving testimony could know for sure that things happened at approximately this time or that time.
You should have started bringing in a dictionary and told everyone, "Due to recent events I think that Mr. Webster is desperately needed."
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