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Old 04-29-2013, 01:40 PM   #11771 (permalink)
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Online applications for ****ty jobs. They have you make a login name so that if you close the page you can pick it up where you left off at anytime and not have to do the whole damn thing over again.
Oh right, I've done plenty of those. It's pretty dumb to have a password that complicated when it's only an application form.
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Old 04-29-2013, 02:27 PM   #11772 (permalink)
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I realize that in the event of an Amber Alert, someone's child is missing and possibly in danger, but I wish Verizon didn't feel a need to alert me of this at 3AM. Especially since the perpetrator was apparently in Maryland, which is an entire country's length from here. It's not like I was going to get out of bed and be like "holy shit, I need to help find this kid on the opposite end of the country". God damn it, Verizon.

I like to sleep to quiet music, so I had KING-FM playing super low through my little speaker system



...but those Amber alerts (BOTH of them) were just fecking BLASTING through those puppies at that unspeakable hour. So....yeah. I hope they find the kid and kick the everlovin' crap out of those assh*le parents
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Old 04-30-2013, 04:35 AM   #11773 (permalink)
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In hindsight I wish I'd put on a Gary Glitter album.
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Old 04-30-2013, 09:52 AM   #11774 (permalink)
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I use to just put Winamp on random, which had some really funny results, like the time when the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song came on just as I climaxed.
So you put the Pink Ranger in her Zord?
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Old 04-30-2013, 01:27 PM   #11775 (permalink)
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Been waiting in line for my ebt card for hours cant help but feel like im gonna walk out of this building with custody of some minority children and an even bigger dependance on alcohol
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:45 AM   #11776 (permalink)
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Ever feel like everyone around you is unbelievably stupid? I'm no genius, but cheese and rice people... ugh. Sometimes I feel like I need new friends and coworkers.

Idiocracy was a blatant warning that noone seems to be taking seriously.
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:52 AM   #11777 (permalink)
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Ever feel like everyone around you is unbelievably stupid? I'm no genius, but cheese and rice people... ugh. Sometimes I feel like I need new friends and coworkers.

Idiocracy was a blatant warning that noone seems to be taking seriously.
I know the feeling. As far as I can tell I seem to be on the low rungs of higher than average intelligence, but working at Burger King or Pizza Hut I feel like the smartest person on Earth. You'd think that another intelligent slacker would end up working the same **** jobs as me, but except for maybe two or three people I've been surrounded by an endless tide of cretins and mouth breathers.
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:07 AM   #11778 (permalink)
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I know the feeling. As far as I can tell I seem to be on the low rungs of higher than average intelligence, but working at Burger King or Pizza Hut I feel like the smartest person on Earth. You'd think that another intelligent slacker would end up working the same **** jobs as me, but except for maybe two or three people I've been surrounded by an endless tide of cretins and mouth breathers.
Ok, I feel better now. Thanks.

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Old 05-01-2013, 10:38 AM   #11779 (permalink)
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Ok, I feel better now. Thanks.

Don't ever stop at the bottom/top of an escalator.
Yeah, working at Pizza Hut is totally just as sucky as being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:39 AM   #11780 (permalink)
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Yeah, working at Pizza Hut is totally just as sucky as being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
Without the stress of having all that cash.
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