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Engine · 04-13-2013, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Well the passenger may have been an annoying prick, but he certainly wasn't being physically aggressive about it. There are better ways that the driver could have handled the situation in a more mature, professional manner. Instead he decided to be a dick.

True. And apparently the driver did get fired for it:

Nebraska bus driver Troy Fischer loses job after video shows attack

Freebase Dali · 04-13-2013, 11:27 PM

For those wondering what the questions were, I think that's hilarious.
Because I suddenly imagined the guy asking:

"Are we there yet? Why is the grass green? Why is the sky blue? Are we there yet? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Are we there yet? Do you know how long my penis is? How has your day been? Are we there yet? Do you cut your own hair? Did you just smell what the rock has cooked? Do you have any cats? Do you believe in jesus? Are we there yet? Why u drive so slow? Are you annoyed yet?"

Engine · 04-13-2013, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

For those wondering what the questions were, I think that's hilarious.
Because I suddenly imagined the guy asking:

"Are we there yet? Why is the grass green? Why is the sky blue? Are we there yet? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Are we there yet? Do you know how long my penis is? How has your day been? Are we there yet? Do you cut your own hair? Did you just smell what the rock has cooked? Do you have any cats? Do you believe in jesus? Are we there yet? Why u drive so slow? Are you annoyed yet?"

"Is this 17th Street? Is this Franklin Street? Is this 18th Street? Is this my grandma's stop? Is this 20th Street? Don't you need to turn left right here? This is route 10A, right? Do you see any passengers at that next stop up there? Is this 21st Street? Is there a grocery store near here? What about at 25th, is there a grocery store there? Will you tell me when we're near a 7-11?"

FETCHER. · 04-14-2013, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I just don't see how people can go about their daily lives with any focus and alertness while listening to music on headphones, unless they just wander aimlessly about, being aloof and with no particular purpose or goal.

If I see a person walking down the street with headphones on, I wonder how long it will be until they're hit by a car. Must be listening to something really monumental and important.

Sometimes I think about this while I'm walking around with my earphones in but I always take them out when I'm near roads because I always think about final destination **** happening to me.

djchameleon · 04-15-2013, 08:41 AM

I really ****ing hate getting locked out. I accidentally left my keys in my apt and the main outside door was locked.

Plankton · 04-15-2013, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Well crap... I locked myself out of my apartment, my landlord is going to be an hour to unlock my door and I left my smokes inside. I don't even have any cash for the ice cream truck that's on the corner :-(

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I really ****ing hate getting locked out. I accidentally left my keys in my apt and the main outside door was locked.

I see a bit of a pattern here.

Plankton · 04-15-2013, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine

True. And apparently the driver did get fired for it:

Nebraska bus driver Troy Fischer loses job after video shows attack

Best comment:

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It looks like the passenger had a heart attack and the driver was doing CPR and saved his life

lol

ThePhanastasio · 04-16-2013, 12:29 AM

The Boston **** ontop of my personal ****, inter-mingled with innumerable other ****s...

I've really lost all faith in the world, and can't even fathom living in a world where people are this horrible, where life is so unfair, where anything I might have to say regarding this world is read or taken in by one to three other people.

ladyislingering · 04-16-2013, 03:37 PM

someone I work with made this proof for a customer's corporate stamp.

the customer approved it, too.

god, my coworkers are going to be the death of me.

FRED HALE SR. · 04-16-2013, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

someone I work with made this proof for a customer's corporate stamp.

the customer approved it, too.

god, my coworkers are going to be the death of me.

I get it now, spellcheck masterpiece.

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes...	30	34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
Sh...Should I?	31	35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

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Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	For those wondering what the questions were, I think that's hilarious. Because I suddenly imagined the guy asking: "Are we there yet? Why is the grass green? Why is the sky blue? Are we there yet? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Are we there yet? Do you know how long my penis is? How has your day been? Are we there yet? Do you cut your own hair? Did you just smell what the rock has cooked? Do you have any cats? Do you believe in jesus? Are we there yet? Why u drive so slow? Are you annoyed yet?" __________________

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	The Boston ** ontop of my personal , inter-mingled with innumerable other **s... I've really lost all faith in the world, and can't even fathom living in a world where people are this horrible, where life is so unfair, where anything I might have to say regarding this world is read or taken in by one to three other people. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

04-16-2013, 03:37 PM	#11679 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	someone I work with made this proof for a customer's corporate stamp. the customer approved it, too. god, my coworkers are going to be the death of me. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.