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Burning Down · 03-26-2013, 07:39 AM

Oh look I can say "snigger"

**Frownland** · 03-26-2013, 09:45 AM

My cat ate all of my goddamned weed. I look at her this morning and she seemed extraordinarily happy, and downstairs I found the plastic bag that I was keeping my pot in, and it was empty. She ate around 3 grams of some stellar medical marijuana (White Rhino, a super strong sativa for those who are interested). She seems sober now, she must have done it last night, so I'm glad that she's okay.

But now it's spring break, I'm broke (for once) and I'm out of ****ing weed. Leave it to cats to destroy everything that you love.

The Batlord · 03-26-2013, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

My cat ate all of my goddamned weed. I look at her this morning and she seemed extraordinarily happy, and downstairs I found the plastic bag that I was keeping my pot in, and it was empty. She ate around 3 grams of some stellar medical marijuana (White Rhino, a super strong sativa for those who are interested). She seems sober now, she must have done it last night, so I'm glad that she's okay.

But now it's spring break, I'm broke (for once) and I'm out of ****ing weed. Leave it to cats to destroy everything that you love.

Please tell me he food bowl was empty. And you'd be my hero if you refilled it with Cheetos.

PoorOldPo · 03-26-2013, 10:09 AM

can you even get stoned from eating weed? I thought it had to be prepared in a certain way.

**Frownland** · 03-26-2013, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Please tell me he food bowl was empty. And you'd be my hero if you refilled it with Cheetos.

She was in the house all night, but she drank all of her water. One time me and my friend were smoking in the garage and we didn't realize that she was in there. We soon noticed that she was purring very loudly and she was chowing down on her food.

She must have remembered the smell and liked it, so I can officially say that my cat's a stoner.

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

can you even get stoned from eating weed? I thought it had to be prepared in a certain way.

Yeah, if you eat the nugs you'll get high. It's a different type of high and sort of a waste of pot, but it'll work in a pinch.

FETCHER. · 03-26-2013, 01:20 PM

Don't you have to heat the cannabis to a certain temperature before the body can 'use' it? :O

I would've felt like killing my dog if she done that.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-26-2013, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

I would've felt like killing my dog if she done that.

No, you would have just lit a lighter under her arse and breathed through her mouth.

TheBig3 · 03-26-2013, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

Is that Theon Greyjoy?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 03-26-2013, 04:06 PM

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I hope you die very painfully.

PoorOldPo · 03-26-2013, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

Is that Theon Greyjoy?

Sure is!

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03-26-2013, 09:45 AM	#11372 (permalink)
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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	.................................. I hope you die very painfully.