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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:51 PM   #10961 (permalink)
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They stab you with a knife, then shove their fish into the stab wound and pull a little screaming naked dude out of it. What kind of ****ed up **** is that? Its like ****ing Alien.
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:29 AM   #10962 (permalink)
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I would get a c section, I would like to preserve my vagina pls.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:06 AM   #10963 (permalink)
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I would get a c section, I would like to preserve my vagina pls.
But don't you get a gnarly scar from a C-section?
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:59 AM   #10964 (permalink)
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But don't you get a gnarly scar from a C-section?
You can do, I suppose it's like every operation, some people come away with a tiny hardly visible scar and some people can have a really angry red one.
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:04 AM   #10965 (permalink)
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You can do, I suppose it's like every operation, some people come away with a tiny hardly visible scar and some people can have a really angry red one.
If you get one of those, then don't you have to become one of those strippers that works lunchtime on Tuesdays?
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:19 PM   #10966 (permalink)
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^ What?
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:27 PM   #10967 (permalink)
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Modern C-Sections go through a tube the size of your appendix. They enter through the anus.
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:34 PM   #10968 (permalink)
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Modern C-Sections go through a tube the size of your appendix. They enter through the anus.
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:35 PM   #10969 (permalink)
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^ What?
Its this unwritten rule with women that have visible C-Section scars. They are all enrolled into lunchtime on a Tuesday stripper training.
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:50 PM   #10970 (permalink)
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How ridiculous.
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