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Old 01-12-2013, 12:16 PM   #10951 (permalink)
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i didn't say i only masturbated in bathrooms, i said i only use bathrooms to masturbate. i've jerked it in probably every place imaginable.
So, where do you go? The backyard? I would, but my neighbors keep calling the cops.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:19 PM   #10952 (permalink)
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So, where do you go? The backyard? I would, but my neighbors keep calling the cops.
Mine do too but I just tell them that they should mind their privacy and just refrain from looking at the front lawn.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:20 PM   #10953 (permalink)
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the sewers by me are surprisingly spacious, and they have great bricks. that's what i'm into, bricks.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:37 PM   #10954 (permalink)
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bricks are too monotonous, I want something more circular, like candles.
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Old 01-12-2013, 01:01 PM   #10955 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:20 AM   #10956 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:36 AM   #10957 (permalink)
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I'm feeling sick too but I am definitely NOT pregnant, lol.
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I'm feeling sick too but I am definitely NOT pregnant, lol.
I am so glad I am not a woman, if I had to get a C section I would freak the **** out.
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:51 AM   #10959 (permalink)
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I am so glad I am not a woman, if I had to get a C section I would freak the **** out.
Yeah... you're only anesthetized from the hips down, basically. So you're awake during the whole thing but there's a curtain so you can't see what they're doing. Still... creepy lol. They try to avoid giving C-sections though unless you absolutely want it.
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They sound bloody scary to be honest. If I was a woman I would go for the regular birth I think.

Thank God (not literally) that I will never have to give birth.
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