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Old 01-12-2013, 10:34 AM   #10941 (permalink)
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I can't seem to bring myself to sleep in my room because I have severe arachnophobia and there's a big spider in my room.
I hate that ****. And then, even if you manage to kill it, you don't know how many of it's friends you didn't see. *shudder*
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:21 AM   #10942 (permalink)
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When you're in the toilet of someone's house. And you really need to let it rip, but you can't because you don't want to scare them and make them think you have just pasted their bathroom in ****.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:43 AM   #10943 (permalink)
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I saw a spider in my nan's back garden when I was a child. It had a sack on it's back and I poked the sack with a stick. The sack burst and bloody loads of tiny, pale little spiders came running out of it

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Old 01-12-2013, 11:44 AM   #10944 (permalink)
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When you're in the toilet of someone's house. And you really need to let it rip, but you can't because you don't want to scare them and make them think you have just pasted their bathroom in ****.
Why were you in the toilet? Most people just sit over it.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:53 AM   #10945 (permalink)
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Why were you in the toilet? Most people just sit over it.
The toilet thing yeah? Really?

I just **** all over the room and then clean it up with tissue and flushing it. That approach you speak of makes much more sense.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:57 AM   #10946 (permalink)
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you guys are weird, i only use bathrooms to masturbate.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:59 AM   #10947 (permalink)
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you guys are weird, i only use bathrooms to masturbate.
Ah that is a common misconception many people make anticipation, medically, when you ejaculate, you are shi ting c um out of your dick. You use the bathroom to **** ***.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:07 PM   #10948 (permalink)
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you guys are weird, i only use bathrooms to masturbate.
Why? What's wrong with your bed? The only time I use a bathroom to wank is when I'm out in public.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:11 PM   #10949 (permalink)
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Why? What's wrong with your bed? The only time I use a bathroom to wank is when I'm out in public.
i didn't say i only masturbated in bathrooms, i said i only use bathrooms to masturbate. i've jerked it in probably every place imaginable.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:14 PM   #10950 (permalink)
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i didn't say i only masturbated in bathrooms, i said i only use bathrooms to masturbate. i've jerked it in probably every place imaginable.
What about on your windows?



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