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Old 11-29-2012, 11:39 AM   #10691 (permalink)
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Maybe get a girlfriend? A good ball licking is severely underrrated in World events.
Well, I've already got a dog, so I can make do.

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Me and you have a special handshake. This is what you do when you meet a fellow freemason outside of the grand lodge. We do this because our hands are sticky from wanking into coffins and controlling the world banks.
Let's just hope that they never find out that this site is just part of Jay-Z's plan to control the minds of the people through music.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:49 AM   #10692 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=The Batlord;1255433]Well, I've already got a dog, so I can make do.


I guess you've got it all planned out. Maybe rub some snausages all over and pray for no teeth.
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:58 AM   #10693 (permalink)
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I guess you've got it all planned out. Maybe rub some snausages all over and pray for no teeth.
No fool. That's what peanut butter is for. Don't you know anything?
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:00 PM   #10694 (permalink)
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Clearly not. Dogs do not bite your penis when there is peanut butter on it. Me and batlord know this coz we are pros.


edit: Professionals, not prostitutes.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:01 PM   #10695 (permalink)
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Haha, you read my mind!
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:02 PM   #10696 (permalink)
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Me and batlord know this coz we are pros.


edit: Professionals, not prostitutes.
I assure you, the two are not mutually exclusive.
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No fool. That's what peanut butter is for. Don't you know anything?
I'll leave this area to the Professionals. I gotta call Sarah Maclachlan.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:07 PM   #10698 (permalink)
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I'll leave this area to the Professionals. I gotta call Sarah Maclachlan.
Good idea. Sarah Mclachlan can sing majestically while my dog gives me a blow job.
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Good idea. Sarah Mclachlan can sing majestically while my dog gives me a blow job.
In the mouths of the Angels.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:08 PM   #10700 (permalink)
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I'll leave this area to the Professionals. I gotta call Sarah Maclachlan.
She is either a porn star or a famous dog.
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