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Old 11-20-2012, 10:11 AM   #10661 (permalink)
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Will everyone just shut the **** up about Twinkies already? They're not even that good.
True dat. They became obsolete as soon as Zingers came out. It's a Twinky with frosting on the top, and they come in chocolate. Why on Earth do you need regular Twinkies any more?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-20-2012, 12:38 PM   #10662 (permalink)
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True dat. They became obsolete as soon as Zingers came out. It's a Twinky with frosting on the top, and they come in chocolate. Why on Earth do you need regular Twinkies any more?
Chocodiles PWN Zingers. Good god i said Pwn.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:33 PM   #10663 (permalink)
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Well goddammit I go out to buy an underrated PS2 game to kill the long weekend with and the damn game doesn't work. I never believed GameStop when they say they check all their used games, but the condition of the disc I bought is pretty bad. The worst part is the game wasn't that much money, like $5 so it's almost not worth going back for. Guess I'll just have to order the game from Amazon, that way I'll get a case, instruction booklet, and a game that actually works, and brick and Mortar stores don't know why they're getting their asses handed to them from online retailers.
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Old 11-22-2012, 06:47 AM   #10664 (permalink)
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I can go one better!
I bought a game, really cheap, some gods fighting heroes thing, never bothered to even open it for months (bought it as part of some "3 for 20 Euro" deal or something) but when I eventually got around to it, opened the box, and it was




EMPTY!

NO disc at ALL! I just cursed my luck. I mean, how could I go back months later and say you sold me an empty box? Plus I really wasn't that bothered and like you Pete it didn't cost me enough that it would be worth it to go back. Even if I did, how would I prove it? Plus I think the shop had by then closed down.

Another example of my wonderful luck!
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:58 PM   #10665 (permalink)
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I can go one better!
I bought a game, really cheap, some gods fighting heroes thing, never bothered to even open it for months (bought it as part of some "3 for 20 Euro" deal or something) but when I eventually got around to it, opened the box, and it was




EMPTY!

NO disc at ALL! I just cursed my luck. I mean, how could I go back months later and say you sold me an empty box? Plus I really wasn't that bothered and like you Pete it didn't cost me enough that it would be worth it to go back. Even if I did, how would I prove it? Plus I think the shop had by then closed down.

Another example of my wonderful luck!
At least you got a box, that's marginally more useful than a scratched DVD, which can only really be used as a coaster, but considering my tables are so old, I don't enforce a coaster rule. Actually I found out that the local CD store can put a new glaze over it for a small fee, so I'll see if they can do that tomorrow or Saturday.
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:43 PM   #10666 (permalink)
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I'm so annoyed my computer is on its death bed and is not functional for mire than five minutes at a time so when I'm at home I have to use my phone which is tiny arggghhh please lord let my parents loan me the money so I can buy a new one!
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:44 PM   #10667 (permalink)
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I'm so annoyed my computer is on its death bed and is not functional for mire than five minutes at a time so when I'm at home I have to use my phone which is tiny arggghhh please lord let my parents loan me the money so I can buy a new one!
You need to recruit you a suga daddy woman! lol
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Old 11-27-2012, 05:05 PM   #10668 (permalink)
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Ok who on here is rich?

Nude pics will be provided.
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:15 PM   #10669 (permalink)
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I got my hair cut today in a short bob style (I think that's what it's called). But anyways, it's cut shorter than the hairline on my neck, and the stylist did not even bother to shave that hair off or straighten that hairline out with the clippers. So now I have a great haircut and a damned hairy neck to go with it.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:03 AM   #10670 (permalink)
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Ok who on here is rich?

Nude pics will be provided.
I've secretly got a billion dollars, but it's locked in a trust that I can't legally access until I have anal sex with a girl from the Netherlands.

Oh, and please trim your bush before you PM me.
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