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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 10-26-2012, 08:04 AM   #10581 (permalink)
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I quite like that dress
I knowwww!!! I want it so bad and I don't even wear dresses a lot.
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Old 10-26-2012, 08:30 AM   #10582 (permalink)
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You mean, like, "a ton of fat chicks"? Cause that might not be a metaphor.
Like, I will give an example.

"So, I have a ton of them done over here"

"Theres a ton of cool things you can do with these"

"There is a ton of great options.."Bla Bla Bla


That kinda Shiyete!
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Old 10-26-2012, 08:46 AM   #10583 (permalink)
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Like, I will give an example.

"So, I have a ton of them done over here"

"Theres a ton of cool things you can do with these"

"There is a ton of great options.."Bla Bla Bla


That kinda Shiyete!
I bet you could come up with a ton of examples.
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Old 10-26-2012, 09:48 AM   #10584 (permalink)
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Like, I will give an example.

"So, I have a ton of them done over here"

"Theres a ton of cool things you can do with these"

"There is a ton of great options.."Bla Bla Bla


That kinda Shiyete!
Would you prefer "So, I have a metric ton of them done over here"?
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Old 10-26-2012, 09:52 AM   #10585 (permalink)
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I usually say $hitload, buttload, or fkload.
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Old 10-26-2012, 09:57 AM   #10586 (permalink)
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I hate not looking forward to my weekends. I'm coming down with a cold and not looking forward to the house party we're having tomorrow and I need to do some shit around the house to prepare it for the winter so we all don't freeze to death. This is going to be my third straight weekend where I had to go to either Bed, Bath & Beyond or Lowes/Home Depot, I feel like some 40 year old man who hates his life. On top of that I have a big math test I'm not prepared for on Monday.

Fuck this weekend.
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Old 10-26-2012, 10:04 AM   #10587 (permalink)
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To follow on from my Cheerios rant, there is another food that pisses me off. Veggie burgers. Now don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against vegetarians, but veggie burgers are loathsome. It's not that they taste bad, it's that they taste like the most bland hamburger you've ever tasted. And they don't even really taste all that much like a hamburger. You have to cover them in ketchup and mustard just to keep up the illusion.

Now, that bothers me, but my real, ultimate gripe with veggie burgers is that they are dishonest, lying ****s. Vegetarians try to pretend that they (and tofurkey and tofu dogs and any other bull**** meat substitute) taste just like the real thing. No dumbass, they don't. Or even more galling, that they are better. Kill yourself. If a veggie burger tasted better than a real burger no one would eat real burgers. This is just your desperate attempt to pretend that you're not giving anything up when you give up meat. You make your sad little veggie burger and eat it in the hope that it will remind you of better times and better burgers, like some pathetic lonely man desperately thrusting into an inflatable sex doll, tears streaming unheeded down his face, as he tries to remember his dead wife. So, in conclusion, veggie burgers can suck my balls.
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Old 10-26-2012, 10:23 AM   #10588 (permalink)
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I bet you could come up with a ton of examples.
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Would you prefer "So, I have a metric ton of them done over here"?


If a British person said that I would be fine with it, but if an American said that, I would completely lose the plot.
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Old 10-26-2012, 11:29 AM   #10589 (permalink)
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I feel like some 40 year old man who hates his life.
It's not so bad, really.
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Old 10-26-2012, 11:50 AM   #10590 (permalink)
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If a British person said that I would be fine with it, but if an American said that, I would completely lose the plot.
What if a Canadian said it? We do use metric tonnes here after all
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