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10-19-2012, 02:08 PM | #10541 (permalink) |
shake it for me:)
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woke up with a painful neck and wondering why my ex is texting me ....
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10-19-2012, 04:17 PM | #10542 (permalink) |
not really
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****ing dad wont stop "wanting to see how im doing" aka pick up a quarter. It wouldnt be so bad if the visits were brief but the ****ing counselor who drives him obviously isn't in a rush to pick him back up so im stuck with this rock-n-roll blast from the past dad who takes forever to leave
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10-22-2012, 10:23 AM | #10543 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Dude, **** Cheerios. They taste like nothing. Except wheat. ****ing wheat. Who the **** wants to eat wheat? Nobody, except for starving Ethiopian children. You have to put a pound of sugar on it to get it to taste like anything other than wheat, and even then, it's just wheat flavored sugar, so it's not like you're really enjoying the Cheerios. I mean, shouldn't Honey Nut CHeerios have made regular Cheerios obsolete? And these scumbags who pretend to like Cheerios make me wanna vomit into a gay prostitute's ******* and then have him **** on my face. Seriously, you are just being a pretentious butt plug cause you don't want to be seen as a little kid for eating children's cereal. Get the **** over yourself and eat some Fruity Pebbles, you twat. The same goes for Crispix, Corn Flakes (seriously, it was originally invented to feed mental patients in an insane asylum), Total, Chex, Shredded Wheat, Frosted Mini Wheats, and any other wheat/corn/rice based cereal with no flavor. Post Raisin Bran may live, since the raisins are a game changer, but Kellog's Raisin Bran can go suck a dick, since it's bran flakes taste like the flakes of **** in the toilet after you flush that refuse to go down.
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10-22-2012, 10:43 AM | #10544 (permalink) | |
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10-22-2012, 10:45 AM | #10545 (permalink) | |
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Dude, I can eat some Grape Nuts. It's certainly not the best cereal on Earth, but when it absorbs enough milk and gets soggy, it's actually pretty good.
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10-22-2012, 10:47 AM | #10546 (permalink) |
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My roommate brought home a box of chocolate Cheerios from work, they're awesome because they turn your milk into chocolate milk. When I was eating some on Saturday morning I was thinking to myself all I need is Fox Kids and I will have successfully recreated every Saturday morning from when I was a child.
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10-22-2012, 10:53 AM | #10548 (permalink) | ||
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Aw yeah, that is some good shiznit. Probably the best "adult" cereal I can think of off the top of my head.
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10-22-2012, 10:57 AM | #10549 (permalink) | |
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10-22-2012, 08:12 PM | #10550 (permalink) | |
Born to be mild
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I only ever eat Frosties! Seriously, you can trust a cartoon tiger! They're GRRRRREAT! Really...
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