The Bitch Box

Freebase Dali · 10-15-2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Sounds like the aliens were experimenting a little hard on you when they abducted you last ni --- er, I mean, no, no, never happened to me. Can't think what that could be....

Hey, I didn't say "sorest backside"!

Trollheart · 10-15-2012, 06:03 PM

Yeah, hadn't you heard? They've reached the limits of what can be learned via anal probing. They've moved on...

Freebase Dali · 10-15-2012, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Yeah, hadn't you heard? They've reached the limits of what can be learned via anal probing. They've moved on...

To backiotomies?

Trollheart · 10-15-2012, 06:06 PM

Well, who knows? They're alien. They do alien things. Things that are, well, alien!

Freebase Dali · 10-15-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Well, who knows? They're alien. They do alien things. Things that are, well, alien!

I will concede this to you.
It certainly makes me feel better that they never intended to explore my ass, should they come back for seconds.

ThePhanastasio · 10-17-2012, 12:35 AM

I kind of dislike not being on steroids anymore. I was able to do 20 regular push-ups when I worked out and was on steroids, but can't even do 5 regular push-ups now. Weak sauce. I'm pretty bummed. They weren't anabolic or anything, but I was able to perform at a much higher level with them.

FRED HALE SR. · 10-17-2012, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I kind of dislike not being on steroids anymore. I was able to do 20 regular push-ups when I worked out and was on steroids, but can't even do 5 regular push-ups now. Weak sauce. I'm pretty bummed. They weren't anabolic or anything, but I was able to perform at a much higher level with them.

But more importantly how is the beard coming in?

LuckyLovexoxoxxx · 10-17-2012, 11:40 AM

one of my dogs rolled in **** wtf. not a good way to start the day

Burning Down · 10-17-2012, 03:58 PM

So I had class at 4:30 today. I drag my ass out of my house, into my car, and drive all the way to school. Guess what? Class is ****ing cancelled. Thanks prof, for conveniently posting that information online so that I would have known that this morning, instead of writing a tiny little note in pencil and then taping it to the door. I really appreciate it. I also like that you've nicely cancelled 7 out of the 12 classes we've had since September. The $500 that I spent to take the course is really paying off now, isn't it? ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

If I have to come back to school next year to take that course again because we've already missed more than half of it so far, it better be free or I'm going to be so ****ing pissed!

Trollheart · 10-17-2012, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LuckyLovexoxoxxx

one of my dogs rolled in **** wtf. not a good way to start the day

It was for the dog though!

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10-15-2012, 06:03 PM	#10522 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Yeah, hadn't you heard? They've reached the limits of what can be learned via anal probing. They've moved on... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-15-2012, 06:06 PM	#10524 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Well, who knows? They're alien. They do alien things. Things that are, well, alien! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-17-2012, 12:35 AM	#10526 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I kind of dislike not being on steroids anymore. I was able to do 20 regular push-ups when I worked out and was on steroids, but can't even do 5 regular push-ups now. Weak sauce. I'm pretty bummed. They weren't anabolic or anything, but I was able to perform at a much higher level with them. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

10-17-2012, 11:40 AM	#10528 (permalink)
LuckyLovexoxoxxx shake it for me:) Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Nor Cal bxtch,California (: Posts: 85	one of my dogs rolled in **** wtf. not a good way to start the day __________________ I can be your best friend and make everything wonderful or I can be your worst enemy and make your life a living hell.

10-17-2012, 03:58 PM	#10529 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	So I had class at 4:30 today. I drag my ass out of my house, into my car, and drive all the way to school. Guess what? Class is **ing cancelled. Thanks prof, for conveniently posting that information online so that I would have known that this morning, instead of writing a tiny little note in pencil and then taping it to the door. I really appreciate it. I also like that you've nicely cancelled 7 out of the 12 classes we've had since September. The $500 that I spent to take the course is really paying off now, isn't it? ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! If I have to come back to school next year to take that course again because we've already missed more than half of it so far, it better be free or I'm going to be so **ing pissed!