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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 09-26-2012, 05:04 PM   #10441 (permalink)
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I'm just curious if this is the new evolution in getting totally **** faced at a quicker rate. Yo dude bring your enema pack and some red bull and vodka and we'll get this party started. Oh and some paper towels.
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Old 09-26-2012, 05:31 PM   #10442 (permalink)
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Nah, booze enemas (boozenemas?) dates back to Aztec times as it was a common practice for sacrifices to get drunk quickly to dull the pain/ fear of being sacrificed.

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Old 09-26-2012, 05:34 PM   #10443 (permalink)
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Nah, booze enemas (boozenemas?) dates back to Aztec times as it was a common practice for sacrifices to get drunk quickly to dull the pain/ fear of being sacrificed.

Interesting. Heading out gotta buy some red bull on the way home.
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Old 09-26-2012, 06:27 PM   #10444 (permalink)
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Interesting. Heading out gotta buy some red bull on the way home.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:10 PM   #10445 (permalink)
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I wonder how much FourLoko a person would need to consume anally before they died.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:15 PM   #10446 (permalink)
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I wonder how much FourLoko a person would need to consume anally before they died.
I'm sure the guys from ICP have put that to the test at some point.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:16 PM   #10447 (permalink)
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That would make a great mass suicide.
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:37 AM   #10448 (permalink)
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I'm just curious if this is the new evolution in getting totally **** faced at a quicker rate. Yo dude bring your enema pack and some red bull and vodka and we'll get this party started. Oh and some paper towels.
The guy denied doing it himself so maybe he'd fallen asleep at the party and it is an evolution from carrots to beer bongs - not that either of them are a good idea.

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Old 09-27-2012, 05:02 AM   #10449 (permalink)
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Could be worse, my mum works in a hospital and some guy got a fire ex. put up his ass by his mates. Lost his bowels and almost his life. Some pals...
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:24 AM   #10450 (permalink)
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Could be worse, my mum works in a hospital and some guy got a fire ex. put up his ass by his mates. Lost his bowels and almost his life. Some pals...
Was it a full sized fire extinguisher?! It couldn't have been, right?! Right?!
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