The Bitch Box

**Janszoon** · 06-19-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I thrive on discord.

I can kick you in the nuts if you want. I'll need gas money though.

Stephen · 06-19-2012, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I thrive on discord.

Dis cord, dat cord, dey all da same

The Batlord · 06-20-2012, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Cru Hoor

When you open the window at night because its roasting up in the attic and you are nearly lifted off your feet by all the flies and ****in distgusting things that swoop in immedietly.

I know right?! I'd kill for a window screen! Aren't they like, supposed to come with the ****ing window?!

Plankton · 06-20-2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I can kick you in the nuts if you want. I'll need gas money though.

I think I just pissed my pants.

Trollheart · 06-20-2012, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cru Hoor

Id say go for it; it's a man.

Fixed. Hee hee! And AWAAAAAAAAAAY I go!

Trollheart · 06-20-2012, 08:11 PM

Getting an extension built in the back garden so my sister, who has had MS for 11 years now (well, 21: only diagnosed in 2001 though) can at last move downstairs and rejoin the human race. Ok so far.

Then today I settle down to watch the match and lo and behold! No satellite signal is being received! Seems the newly-built extension is now blocking the signal to the dish, which is in fairness situated low down on the back wall.

Now I have to pay 100 Euro (God who knows with the way the Euro is these days, but probably about 200 dollars. Well, maybe 150) to pay some guy to come out and move the dish up so that I can watch TV again. Meantime, no telly! I'm reduced to watching a downloaded version of "The Apprentice. Australia!"

Life officially sucks.
Well not really: the extension had to be built. But 100 Euro to get the dish moved?? Plus I'm expecting to pay about 2000 (yeah, you read that right: two thousand ) to get my cats back from the vets once the thing is finished and they can come home. Expenses I did not expect, at all.

Trollheart · 06-20-2012, 08:22 PM

Oh wait! My problems are over! Thank god I always check my spam folder!

So long, losers whom I've always hated!

14232949 · 06-21-2012, 05:14 AM

Looking to hire a skip and brush up on your knowledge of Tow Waits there, Trollheart?

PoorOldPo · 06-21-2012, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Oh wait! My problems are over! Thank god I always check my spam folder!

So long, losers whom I've always hated!

split halfways?

Man, that second last email " Are you looking for a husband? "

Trollheart · 06-21-2012, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Cru Hoor

split halfways?

Man, that second last email " Are you looking for a husband? "

Actually, I think it says "I'm looking for a husband". I hope. Still, if he's rich enough, ya never know!

Oh yeah, I get spam for car insurance (never drove in my life never mind own a car), breast enlargment (are my tits not big enough already?), from banks I have no connection with ("Your details have been lost!" --- yeah, cos you never had them in the first place!) and many more. So much for targeted advertising, huh?

If someone would invent a program to destroy spam forever I'd marry them, regardless of gender!

Still, without spam I would have been unaware that I had won over 1.3 million Euro, so I suppose it's not all bad!

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06-20-2012, 08:11 PM	#10066 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Getting an extension built in the back garden so my sister, who has had MS for 11 years now (well, 21: only diagnosed in 2001 though) can at last move downstairs and rejoin the human race. Ok so far. Then today I settle down to watch the match and lo and behold! No satellite signal is being received! Seems the newly-built extension is now blocking the signal to the dish, which is in fairness situated low down on the back wall. Now I have to pay 100 Euro (God who knows with the way the Euro is these days, but probably about 200 dollars. Well, maybe 150) to pay some guy to come out and move the dish up so that I can watch TV again. Meantime, no telly! I'm reduced to watching a downloaded version of "The Apprentice. Australia!" Life officially sucks. Well not really: the extension had to be built. But 100 Euro to get the dish moved?? Plus I'm expecting to pay about 2000 (yeah, you read that right: two thousand ) to get my cats back from the vets once the thing is finished and they can come home. Expenses I did not expect, at all. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-20-2012, 08:22 PM	#10067 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Oh wait! My problems are over! Thank god I always check my spam folder! So long, losers whom I've always hated! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-21-2012, 05:14 AM	#10068 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Looking to hire a skip and brush up on your knowledge of Tow Waits there, Trollheart?