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02-14-2008, 01:23 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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me: The balding man is so drunk.
B: How can you not see the ****ing hobos rising from the ground? me: No way in hell they're getting my breakfast burrito, man. "me: oh man... B: what? me: i just used a shut up card." coming down in B's room B: "its cold in here" Me "it is, in fact, 'room' tempurature" [laughter ensued for about 10 minutes afterwards] "why do asians shave there vaginas?" my friend on mushrooms Me to friend: Dude, we're looking kind of purple. Friend (looks at himself): Holy ****, we are kind of purple. Friend (stops and thinks for a second): WE'RE NOT PURPLE PEOPLE! "I'D SQUIRT INK BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CLENCH!" |
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