The Saturday 6-Pack

**Marie Monday** · 08-20-2022, 11:07 AM

Yeah that flew right over my head lol

BassoonPlatoon · 08-20-2022, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SGR

**** it. I'm doin it early again.

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
It can be an interesting read.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
9/11. So many stories and lives were touched that day that the fall out is still coming in.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?
Appetizer: Fish and Chips
Entree: Lobster and Crab cakes.
Dessert: Mooncake and Dragon's beard candy.

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?
No.

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?
Toaster Strudel.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

Moustache and beard.

WWWP · 08-21-2022, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
No, but I like it when lesbians analyse my charts

FETCHER. · 08-22-2022, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

My Mom's ex had a beard without a moustache for a while when I was a kid. He was from North Carolina so maybe it was the thing down there at the time.

It’s something I’ve never seen in person, or maybe I’ve just not noticed. I’ll need to keep tabs on it in future

music_collector · 08-22-2022, 06:32 PM

. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
I'm a Leo. Apparently, Leos don't believe in astrology.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
Covid history will be interesting to read. Another recent event that interests me is the economic crash of 2008.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?

appetizer - pablum
entree - kraft dinner
dessert - pouding chômeur (chômeur means unemployed in French)

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?

I do my best to hold it. If I can't, it's possible I'll get off the bus early in order to spare those on board. I'm not a monster!

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?
I haven't had either in almost thirty years. I remember pop tarts being pretty tasty back in the day. Strawberry was my flavour of choice.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

Speaking as a man incapable of growing a beard, I'll say clean shaven. Mutton chops are reserved for Wolverine.

rubber soul · 08-27-2022, 04:49 AM

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

The Batlord · 08-27-2022, 06:02 AM

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?

Staind - "It's Been Awhile"
Puddle of Mudd - "Blurry"
Five Finger Death Punch - "Bad Company"

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Aphrodite. If we can have a God why not have a 10/10 thot?

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

Don't know.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

With their eyes.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

So should I put all my money in sunscreen?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

Left arm while rough housing.

Trollheart · 08-27-2022, 07:42 AM

1. What's your current eargasm?

I'm a good Catholic boy. I don't get eargasms.

2. Are you creative? And in what types of ways?

Duh. As a writer. I also make sculptures out of my own sh - but you don't need to hear that.

3. What is your most memorable moment from your time on MB?

Depends on whether you mean good or bad. For bad, the time I heard Howard the Duck had died. That was the first time anyone had died online in my world. For good, maybe Unknown Soldier's gushing praise of my review of the movie Der Untergang (Downfall). Yeah I'm shallow like that. All praise me!

Oh, for bad also I have to add the news of Jackhammer's wife passing.

4. Have you ever had a paranormal experience?

Paranormal? I've never even had a normal experience!

5. Are you drinking enough water?

Absolutely not. For almost 55 years I drank no water. At all. If I wasn't from the planet Mibbelpop XII I'd be dead. I mean... forget you heard that.

6. Do you collect? If so, what?

Music, books, TV programmes, comics - not at any sort of collector level, nor a horder one, just more a basic interest kind of thing. I also collect insults. I have a really fine collection of those. And I collect my carer's allowance every week.

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?

I'm poor and can afford to put stock in nothing.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?

War of the Roses. Just because. I mean, three damn kings and two royal houses fighting over who gets to sit on the big chair! What's not to love? Actually I love just about all history, so picking one period or event is very difficult for me.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?

Anything with a lot of arsenic.

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?

I'm glad to see the quality of questions remains at the level I have attempted to maintain over more than a year!

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?

As I don't know what the other one is, Pop Tarts.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

I have no truck whatever with fashion. Wear what's comfortable or to your own personal taste.

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?

Birdy Song
James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"
Rocking around the Christmas tree.

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Mr. Burns

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

Me.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

With their eyes.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

What were the lottery numbers last week?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

No.

Trollheart · 08-27-2022, 10:36 AM

Just a little advice from one who has slogged through this for nigh on a year and a half: don't pose yes or no questions. I think it was Frown who gave me that advice, and it's well worth listening to. A few of the last ones are those type, and if the answer is no that's kind of all you can say. It's not as easy as it seems, to come up with questions that require actual answers and can't be just answered yes or no. Nevertheless, well done those who have tried to keep this going. It is appreciated. Though not by me.

**Marie Monday** · 08-27-2022, 01:07 PM

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?
shape of you by ed sheeran
believer by imagine dragons
hey ho by the lumineers
2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?
gryphons!!!
edit: I read creature instead of character lol. In that case Charles' answer is great but I'd rather have Athena because she's cooler and all those gods were thots anyway. Also if Faith Lehane existed that would be rad
3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?
I don't know, I rent a furnished room
4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?
That's a complex question. Nice, strange, and smart are probably a way of summarising it. If people get to know me, they tend to be affectionate. Some people don't take me too seriously, probably because I can be chaotic and clownish. Quite a few people think I'm funny, I think. I know people think I'm strange for having trouble with eye contact and personal space. If there's one thing that's universal it's the impression that I can't always take care of myself; my whole life people have had a very strong tendency to bemother me.
5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?
I don't think there is anything I'd want to know, rather the opposite
6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?
amazingly, even though I'm clumsy as ****, I have not

08-27-2022, 07:42 AM	#11368 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	1. What's your current eargasm? I'm a good Catholic boy. I don't get eargasms. 2. Are you creative? And in what types of ways? Duh. As a writer. I also make sculptures out of my own sh - but you don't need to hear that. 3. What is your most memorable moment from your time on MB? Depends on whether you mean good or bad. For bad, the time I heard Howard the Duck had died. That was the first time anyone had died online in my world. For good, maybe Unknown Soldier's gushing praise of my review of the movie Der Untergang (Downfall). Yeah I'm shallow like that. All praise me! Oh, for bad also I have to add the news of Jackhammer's wife passing. 4. Have you ever had a paranormal experience? Paranormal? I've never even had a normal experience! 5. Are you drinking enough water? Absolutely not. For almost 55 years I drank no water. At all. If I wasn't from the planet Mibbelpop XII I'd be dead. I mean... forget you heard that. 6. Do you collect? If so, what? Music, books, TV programmes, comics - not at any sort of collector level, nor a horder one, just more a basic interest kind of thing. I also collect insults. I have a really fine collection of those. And I collect my carer's allowance every week. 1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why? I'm poor and can afford to put stock in nothing. 2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why? War of the Roses. Just because. I mean, three damn kings and two royal houses fighting over who gets to sit on the big chair! What's not to love? Actually I love just about all history, so picking one period or event is very difficult for me. 3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice? Anything with a lot of arsenic. 4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not? I'm glad to see the quality of questions remains at the level I have attempted to maintain over more than a year! 5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry? As I don't know what the other one is, Pop Tarts. 6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven? I have no truck whatever with fashion. Wear what's comfortable or to your own personal taste. 1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs? Birdy Song James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" Rocking around the Christmas tree. 2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed? Mr. Burns 3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house? Me. 4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)? With their eyes. 5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now? What were the lottery numbers last week? 6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)? No. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 Last edited by Trollheart; 08-27-2022 at 10:34 AM.

08-27-2022, 10:36 AM	#11369 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Just a little advice from one who has slogged through this for nigh on a year and a half: don't pose yes or no questions. I think it was Frown who gave me that advice, and it's well worth listening to. A few of the last ones are those type, and if the answer is no that's kind of all you can say. It's not as easy as it seems, to come up with questions that require actual answers and can't be just answered yes or no. Nevertheless, well done those who have tried to keep this going. It is appreciated. Though not by me. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-22-2022, 06:32 PM	#11365 (permalink)
music_collector Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2022 Location: Canada Posts: 744	. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why? I'm a Leo. Apparently, Leos don't believe in astrology. 2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why? Covid history will be interesting to read. Another recent event that interests me is the economic crash of 2008. 3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice? appetizer - pablum entree - kraft dinner dessert - pouding chômeur (chômeur means unemployed in French) 4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not? I do my best to hold it. If I can't, it's possible I'll get off the bus early in order to spare those on board. I'm not a monster! 5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry? I haven't had either in almost thirty years. I remember pop tarts being pretty tasty back in the day. Strawberry was my flavour of choice. 6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven? Speaking as a man incapable of growing a beard, I'll say clean shaven. Mutton chops are reserved for Wolverine.