The Saturday 6-Pack

SGR · 02-04-2022, 06:09 PM

Man, I've been looking to try that stuff. My usual driver is Evan Williams Bottled-in-Bond. the selection at the liquor store is **** where I'm at.

Trollheart · 02-05-2022, 05:11 AM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

4. What would your pirate name be?

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

2. Who wants to live forever?

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

6. Where did our love go?

rubber soul · 02-05-2022, 06:23 AM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

Scrambled

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

I'd say fairly fast.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Who you think I look like, Batlord?

4. What would your pirate name be?

Morris

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

Probably up top the Sears Tower in Chicago

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

Turn off the TV

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

Baby's got back

2. Who wants to live forever?

Freddie Mercury

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

Creedence Clearwater Revival

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

How do you know I'm not?

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Yeah, go ahead and try and shoot me, Clint, I dare you!

6. Where did our love go?

Wisconsin

**Frownland** · 02-05-2022, 11:19 AM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

No idea

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

Somewhat slow until I feel like I can understand the style enough to go quickly with it.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Clear night.

4. What would your pirate name be?

James Bond

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

Without machinery? Probably rock climbing in Yosemite.
Chemically: the schadenfreude when trump got covid.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

1. Guess who just got back today?

Frank.

2. Who wants to live forever?

You mean go through the preliminary first stage of human expectations by exhausting all of the avenues you desired in life, then existing through the entirety of the universe's existence until you're suffocating in the vacuum of the absolute zero heat death stage until you move your hand and start another big bang from the molecules in your body that might be different or exactly the same as the universe you just came from, only to do it again in this new universe? I'd try it.

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

Bad dancers

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

Just be patient.

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Some lucky punks had some talent behind it sure.

6. Where did our love go?

Weren't they just in the album wars?

**Marie Monday** · 02-05-2022, 11:23 AM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?
I don't have one; I like the hidden messages predicting the arrival of Dawn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer so there's that
2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?
Probably faster than average but not very fast
3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?
It depends

4. What would your pirate name be?
Marie
5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?
On a mountain in Canada
6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?
That depends on whether (and which) precautions are likely to be necessary. How serious does it sound? Am I alone? Is it inside or outside? Day or night?

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?
sweet Loretta Martin
2. Who wants to live forever?
Silly people
3. Who’ll stop the rain?
Adele
4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?
Because I'm undead biatch
5. Do you feel lucky punk?
No
6. Where did our love go?
Somewhere over the rainbow

Plankton · 02-05-2022, 12:20 PM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

One of the first companies I worked for doing CAD, I created the title blocks for all of our drawings and placed a tiny cartoon sketch of all of the employees of the company inside the logo of the company name on the title block. It was a small firm so it was only a few people, and the sketch was so tiny you could only see it if you zoomed in on it on a PC. It was all fun and games until it came time to print from a pen plotter. It would sit in the spot where the sketch was following the lines for about 5 minutes, ultimately creating a hole in the paper from the wet ink and very slight pen movement and destroying the plot. Still a favorite tho. Some of my finest work.

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

Sometimes I have to read stuff twice. Does that count as slow?

I'm gonna go with slow.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Why not both?

4. What would your pirate name be?

Cap'n Booty

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

I think it was Dünsberg in Gießen Germany. We were rappelling off of the side.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

Me. Had to work this morning.

2. Who wants to live forever?

Dr Fraunkenshteen

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

Admiral Robert FitzRoy

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

Because you are much much much... much older than me.

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Sometimes I feel like a nut, but no. Not really.

6. Where did our love go?

Over there ------------->

FETCHER. · 02-05-2022, 01:14 PM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

Lindt chocolate

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

I think I’m pretty fast

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

It depends. I love watching thunder storms but they are no fun to walk in and I walk tons.

4. What would your pirate name be?

Captain KT

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

Eh, I’m not sure. I have climbed a few Munro’s so probably one of those.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

Sit in silence and work out where it came from.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 02-05-2022, 04:39 PM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

Cadbury Chocolate rabbits and in equal place, mint flavoured marshmellow eggs.

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

Medium actually

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Thunderstorms are so relaxing

4. What would your pirate name be?

Siren, of the blade

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

The Auckland Sky Tower

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

No idea?

2. Who wants to live forever?

Jeff Bezos

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

My mom, figuratively

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to
I go back to blaaackkkk....blaccckkk...

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Yes, I manifest it so

6. Where did our love go?

Onto a Jeff Bezo's flight into space

ribbons · 02-05-2022, 09:30 PM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?
Reese’s peanut butter chocolate.

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?
Slow-to-medium. I try to savor what I’m reading. If I’m under time pressure at work, then a bit faster.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?
Nice calm clear.

4. What would your pirate name be?
Betty Swashbuckley

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?
Hiked up to (but not onto!) the craggy cliffs at Mohonk Preserve.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?
If the scream is in the street, immediately look out the window – or if it’s in the building, turn off all sound and assess the situation quickly. If it’s at all suspicious, call the police.

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?
Some wild-eyed Micks.

2. Who wants to live forever?
Masochists.

3. Who’ll stop the rain?
Vince Neil

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?
I decided to turn over a dead leaf.

5. Do you feel lucky punk?
Me (pondering lengthy jail term): “In 40 years you’ll be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.”

6. Where did our love go?
I don’t know – but if you love somebody, best to set them free. If they come back, that means no one else liked them.

rubber soul · 02-06-2022, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ribbons

5. Do you feel lucky punk?
Me (pondering lengthy jail term): “In 40 years you’ll be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.”

That was a good one. I should have thought of that

02-05-2022, 05:11 AM	#10612 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? 4. What would your pirate name be? 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? And now the serious questions: 1. Guess who just got back today? 2. Who wants to live forever? 3. Who’ll stop the rain? 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? 5. Do you feel lucky punk? 6. Where did our love go? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 Last edited by Trollheart; 02-05-2022 at 05:16 AM.

02-05-2022, 11:19 AM	#10614 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? No idea 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? Somewhat slow until I feel like I can understand the style enough to go quickly with it. 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? Clear night. 4. What would your pirate name be? James Bond 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? Without machinery? Probably rock climbing in Yosemite. Chemically: the schadenfreude when trump got covid. 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? 1. Guess who just got back today? Frank. 2. Who wants to live forever? You mean go through the preliminary first stage of human expectations by exhausting all of the avenues you desired in life, then existing through the entirety of the universe's existence until you're suffocating in the vacuum of the absolute zero heat death stage until you move your hand and start another big bang from the molecules in your body that might be different or exactly the same as the universe you just came from, only to do it again in this new universe? I'd try it. 3. Who’ll stop the rain? Bad dancers 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? Just be patient. 5. Do you feel lucky punk? Some lucky punks had some talent behind it sure. 6. Where did our love go? Weren't they just in the album wars? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-05-2022, 12:20 PM	#10616 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? One of the first companies I worked for doing CAD, I created the title blocks for all of our drawings and placed a tiny cartoon sketch of all of the employees of the company inside the logo of the company name on the title block. It was a small firm so it was only a few people, and the sketch was so tiny you could only see it if you zoomed in on it on a PC. It was all fun and games until it came time to print from a pen plotter. It would sit in the spot where the sketch was following the lines for about 5 minutes, ultimately creating a hole in the paper from the wet ink and very slight pen movement and destroying the plot. Still a favorite tho. Some of my finest work. 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? Sometimes I have to read stuff twice. Does that count as slow? I'm gonna go with slow. 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? Why not both? 4. What would your pirate name be? Cap'n Booty 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? I think it was Dünsberg in Gießen Germany. We were rappelling off of the side. 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? And now the serious questions: 1. Guess who just got back today? Me. Had to work this morning. 2. Who wants to live forever? Dr Fraunkenshteen 3. Who’ll stop the rain? Admiral Robert FitzRoy 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? Because you are much much much... much older than me. 5. Do you feel lucky punk? Sometimes I feel like a nut, but no. Not really. 6. Where did our love go? Over there -------------> __________________ See location...

02-05-2022, 04:39 PM	#10618 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? Cadbury Chocolate rabbits and in equal place, mint flavoured marshmellow eggs. 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? Medium actually 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? Thunderstorms are so relaxing 4. What would your pirate name be? Siren, of the blade 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? The Auckland Sky Tower 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? And now the serious questions: 1. Guess who just got back today? No idea? 2. Who wants to live forever? Jeff Bezos 3. Who’ll stop the rain? My mom, figuratively 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to I go back to blaaackkkk....blaccckkk... 5. Do you feel lucky punk? Yes, I manifest it so 6. Where did our love go? Onto a Jeff Bezo's flight into space __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

02-04-2022, 06:09 PM	#10611 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	Man, I've been looking to try that stuff. My usual driver is Evan Williams Bottled-in-Bond. the selection at the liquor store is **** where I'm at.

02-05-2022, 09:30 PM	#10619 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? Reese’s peanut butter chocolate. 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? Slow-to-medium. I try to savor what I’m reading. If I’m under time pressure at work, then a bit faster. 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? Nice calm clear. 4. What would your pirate name be? Betty Swashbuckley 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? Hiked up to (but not onto!) the craggy cliffs at Mohonk Preserve. 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? If the scream is in the street, immediately look out the window – or if it’s in the building, turn off all sound and assess the situation quickly. If it’s at all suspicious, call the police. And now the serious questions: 1. Guess who just got back today? Some wild-eyed Micks. 2. Who wants to live forever? Masochists. 3. Who’ll stop the rain? Vince Neil 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? I decided to turn over a dead leaf. 5. Do you feel lucky punk? Me (pondering lengthy jail term): “In 40 years you’ll be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.” 6. Where did our love go? I don’t know – but if you love somebody, best to set them free. If they come back, that means no one else liked them.