The Saturday 6-Pack

~~jwb~~ · 02-28-2021, 03:23 PM

You can't take liquor or salt and vinegar chips... You sound like your taste buds got stunted into perpetual childhood tbh. Do you like lettuce onions and tomatoes on your sandwiches/burgers???

**Marie Monday** · 02-28-2021, 03:27 PM

lmao I've been telling him this for ages. I swear to god some day I'm gonna fly to Virginia just to give Charles a culinary education

SGR · 02-28-2021, 04:57 PM

1. What piece of old-style technology do you miss, and why?

I miss VHS camcorders. There was an authenticity to those recordings that is absent from all TikToks and digital recordings today.

2. What's your favourite flavour(s) of crisps/potato chips?

Got to be salt and pepper chips. Perfect combination of taste, with an effervescent effect on your tastebuds. Make em kettle cooked and you're in business.

3. If you could visit any planet, real or fictional, which one would it be?

Uranus, because someone's gotta visit it. Spread 'em for me.

4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper?

Don't know. Don't remember. I'm a patient man. Probably some bull**** program I was debugging.

5. What's your level of gardening? Green thumb? Black thumb? No interest etc?

Don't care. I buy vegetables at the supermarket. And I only do it because the wife insists that I can't live on bratwurst.

6. What do you think is the single most important issue in the world today?

Social media algorithms for apps and websites.

Trollheart · 02-28-2021, 08:05 PM

1. What piece of old-style technology do you miss, and why?

I'm one who misses the rotary phones too. The thing was, with a rotary it was virtually impossible to ring a wrong number, as you had to put your finger in the right hole (ooer!) and turn the dial for each number. It was the sort of thing you took your time with and got right. Not like today, where you can quickly tap in a series of numbers and be talking to someone you don't know, and who doesn't know you. Also, the sound was uber-cool.

2. What's your favourite flavour(s) of crisps/potato chips?

Cheese and onion or Smokey bacon

3. If you could visit any planet, real or fictional, which one would it be?

Risa. For the, um, weather. Yeah, that's it.

4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper?

A few months ago I actually had my hands around Karen's neck, which makes me very ashamed, but she had pushed me to the limit. Anyone who wants the full story PM me. I hope it never happens again, but I guess it proves you can only push even someone like me so far.

5. What's your level of gardening? Green thumb? Black thumb? No interest etc?

My level is, get someone else to do it.

6. What do you think is the single most important issue in the world today?

Making sure the entire Trump family is eliminated, and the earth around Mar-A-Lago salted completely.

The Batlord · 02-28-2021, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

You can't take liquor or salt and vinegar chips... You sound like your taste buds got stunted into perpetual childhood tbh. Do you like lettuce onions and tomatoes on your sandwiches/burgers???

I don't entertain salad industry conspiracies.

adidasss · 02-28-2021, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper?

A few months ago I actually had my hands around Karen's neck, which makes me very ashamed, but she had pushed me to the limit. Anyone who wants the full story PM me. I hope it never happens again, but I guess it proves you can only push even someone like me so far.

Holy wow.

But I've been meaning to ask, if I may, what is her level of disability? Can she move around or is totally bedridden? And mentally I assume she is alright?

_Spinning_ · 02-28-2021, 08:42 PM

1. What piece of old-style technology do you miss, and why?
Printers that just ****ing work (I hate printers so much)

2. What's your favourite flavour(s) of crisps/potato chips?
Crispy Bacon

3. If you could visit any planet, real or fictional, which one would it be?
Uranus. Purely for comedic purposes.

4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper?
I have a relatively collected manner but had a bit of a blowout with the wife last week and felt terrible about it afterwards cos I was a right cock.

5. What's your level of gardening? Green thumb? Black thumb? No interest etc?
Most things I touch die. I am ambivalent about this.

6. What do you think is the single most important issue in the world today?
Climate Change and its associated deniers.

The Batlord · 02-28-2021, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by _Spinning_

4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper?
I have a relatively collected manner but had a bit of a blowout with the wife last week and felt terrible about it afterwards cos I was a right cock..

I'm sure your wife forgives you cause you're the right cock.

_Spinning_ · 02-28-2021, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm sure your wife forgives you cause you're the right cock.

Hopefully the only cock...

The Batlord · 02-28-2021, 08:53 PM

Then you just have a cock fight.

02-28-2021, 08:05 PM	#9974 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	1. What piece of old-style technology do you miss, and why? I'm one who misses the rotary phones too. The thing was, with a rotary it was virtually impossible to ring a wrong number, as you had to put your finger in the right hole (ooer!) and turn the dial for each number. It was the sort of thing you took your time with and got right. Not like today, where you can quickly tap in a series of numbers and be talking to someone you don't know, and who doesn't know you. Also, the sound was uber-cool. 2. What's your favourite flavour(s) of crisps/potato chips? Cheese and onion or Smokey bacon 3. If you could visit any planet, real or fictional, which one would it be? Risa. For the, um, weather. Yeah, that's it. 4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper? A few months ago I actually had my hands around Karen's neck, which makes me very ashamed, but she had pushed me to the limit. Anyone who wants the full story PM me. I hope it never happens again, but I guess it proves you can only push even someone like me so far. 5. What's your level of gardening? Green thumb? Black thumb? No interest etc? My level is, get someone else to do it. 6. What do you think is the single most important issue in the world today? Making sure the entire Trump family is eliminated, and the earth around Mar-A-Lago salted completely. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

02-28-2021, 03:23 PM	#9971 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	You can't take liquor or salt and vinegar chips... You sound like your taste buds got stunted into perpetual childhood tbh. Do you like lettuce onions and tomatoes on your sandwiches/burgers???

02-28-2021, 04:57 PM	#9973 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	1. What piece of old-style technology do you miss, and why? I miss VHS camcorders. There was an authenticity to those recordings that is absent from all TikToks and digital recordings today. 2. What's your favourite flavour(s) of crisps/potato chips? Got to be salt and pepper chips. Perfect combination of taste, with an effervescent effect on your tastebuds. Make em kettle cooked and you're in business. 3. If you could visit any planet, real or fictional, which one would it be? Uranus, because someone's gotta visit it. Spread 'em for me. 4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper? Don't know. Don't remember. I'm a patient man. Probably some bull** program I was debugging. 5. What's your level of gardening? Green thumb? Black thumb? No interest etc? Don't care. I buy vegetables at the supermarket. And I only do it because the wife insists that I can't live on bratwurst. 6. What do you think is the single most important issue in the world today?** Social media algorithms for apps and websites.

02-28-2021, 08:42 PM	#9977 (permalink)
_Spinning_ Inexplicably Back Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 830	1. What piece of old-style technology do you miss, and why? Printers that just **ing work (I hate printers so much) 2. What's your favourite flavour(s) of crisps/potato chips? Crispy Bacon 3. If you could visit any planet, real or fictional, which one would it be? Uranus. Purely for comedic purposes. 4. What was the last thing that made you lose your temper? I have a relatively collected manner but had a bit of a blowout with the wife last week and felt terrible about it afterwards cos I was a right cock. 5. What's your level of gardening? Green thumb? Black thumb? No interest etc? Most things I touch die. I am ambivalent about this. 6. What do you think is the single most important issue in the world today?** Climate Change and its associated deniers.