The Saturday 6-Pack

**Exo** · 10-24-2020, 06:31 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

My dad. I did one of those stupid aging app things once and I was a split image of my father.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

I can mimic celebrity voices pretty well. I'm bad at impressions because I can't improv lines in the voice but I'm pretty good at mimic-ing a line or two and in different registers. I'd do a voice recording but my GF will think I'm insane.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

Is there any answer other than Plankton? Dude will wrestle a walrus, snap open a Bud Light tallboy, flip a rock over and read the moss like Moby Dick.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

This was an Irish pub. There's a lot of detail I'll leave out but basically we were seated at a high top table and the table next to us featured what I believe was a 20 year old male with a 50 year old hooker. My boy had his full hand down hoochie pants so we stacked our menus up to block the view and the bouncer for some reason had a very big problem with this. He came up to me and barked "Put the menus down...NOW."

I said jokingly "Awww how come?"

He responds with "Because I f*cking said so."

I gave him one of these...

He asked "Do we have a problem here?"

I replied "You obviously have the f*cking problem."

I stood up. Emotions getting the best of me because this man could squash me like a bug. One of the people I was with was a regular and played peace maker and the bouncer told me to finish my drink and get the f*ck out and don't come back. I never went back so I don't know if that still stands. Probably not. But that's the closest I got.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

Not anymore.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

I wanna glide.

The Batlord · 10-24-2020, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

There's a lot of detail I'll leave out but basically we were seated at a high top table and the table next to us featured what I believe was a 20 year old male with a 50 year old hooker. My boy had his full hand down hoochie pants so we stacked our menus up to block the view and the bouncer for some reason had a very big problem with this. He came up to me and barked "Put the menus down...NOW."

I said jokingly "Awww how come?"

He responds with "Because I f*cking said so."

I gave him one of these...

He asked "Do we have a problem here?"

I replied "You obviously have the f*cking problem."

I stood up. Emotions getting the best of me because this man could squash me like a bug. One of the people I was with was a regular and played peace maker and the bouncer told me to finish my drink and get the f*ck out and don't come back. I never went back so I don't know if that still stands. Probably not. But that's the closest I got.

What the **** are you talking about?

**Exo** · 10-24-2020, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What the **** are you talking about?

The question was have I ever been kicked out of a bar. I was kind of kicked out of a bar by a bouncer who didn't like me stacking menus on the table.

The Batlord · 10-24-2020, 07:27 PM

**** you. Tell us a better story. We don't know who you are and don't care so don't give us a pile of nonsensical ****, you paranoid yuppie dip****.

**Exo** · 10-24-2020, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

**** you. Tell us a better story. We don't know who you are and don't care so don't give us a pile of nonsensical ****, you paranoid yuppie dip****.

So you're saying you didn't like my story?

The Batlord · 10-25-2020, 04:18 AM

Stories communicate information. Your story failed this basic criteria.

**Marie Monday** · 10-25-2020, 05:50 AM

Naw it was a decent story. +10 points for the well-placed gif
And even if the stories people tell here suck, taking the effort of giving elaborate answers is cool in itself

Tristan_Geoff · 10-25-2020, 09:51 AM

this thread omg

**Exo** · 10-25-2020, 11:23 AM

I'll admit it wasn't a great story but holy sh*t does Batlord come off like a whiny prissy princess twat sometimes.

The Batlord · 10-25-2020, 11:44 AM

Shut up, sperm donor.

10-24-2020, 06:31 PM	#9621 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father? My dad. I did one of those stupid aging app things once and I was a split image of my father. 2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof) I can mimic celebrity voices pretty well. I'm bad at impressions because I can't improv lines in the voice but I'm pretty good at mimic-ing a line or two and in different registers. I'd do a voice recording but my GF will think I'm insane. 3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose? Is there any answer other than Plankton? Dude will wrestle a walrus, snap open a Bud Light tallboy, flip a rock over and read the moss like Moby Dick. 4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why? This was an Irish pub. There's a lot of detail I'll leave out but basically we were seated at a high top table and the table next to us featured what I believe was a 20 year old male with a 50 year old hooker. My boy had his full hand down hoochie pants so we stacked our menus up to block the view and the bouncer for some reason had a very big problem with this. He came up to me and barked "Put the menus down...NOW." I said jokingly "Awww how come?" He responds with "Because I fcking said so." I gave him one of these... He asked "Do we have a problem here?" I replied "You obviously have the fcking problem." I stood up. Emotions getting the best of me because this man could squash me like a bug. One of the people I was with was a regular and played peace maker and the bouncer told me to finish my drink and get the fck out and don't come back. I never went back so I don't know if that still stands. Probably not. But that's the closest I got. 5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)* Not anymore. 6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose? I wanna glide. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

10-25-2020, 11:23 AM	#9629 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	I'll admit it wasn't a great story but holy sht does Batlord come off like a whiny prissy princess twat sometimes. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*