The Saturday 6-Pack

**Marie Monday** · 09-27-2020, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks

It's official, we're friends now.

rostasi · 09-27-2020, 10:51 PM

1. How has the COVID-19 pandemic changed your life for the better? How about for the worse?
For the better: being put in a situation of re-evaluation and analysis of everyday life that is easily taken for granted coupled with a certain amount of freedom to really devote to creative projects at longer stretches makes me happy and keeps me away from the constant doomscrolling that would probably arise if I weren’t so busy. The worst personal aspects are the ones dealing with the anxiety centered around the unknowns concerning the virus and the ways it’s not being handled.

2. To what degree do you use social media? If you do use it, do you consider a net positive to your life?
I’m not on any of the big ones. I’ve always liked specific subject forums since the 90s and the fact that I’m on this one is a bit of an anomaly. Creative sharing is important to me.

3. What is one problem you foresee being solved in the next 50 years?
I’m hoping that it’ll be Alzheimer's.
Also, I think it would be nice to see Alzheimer's eradicated.

4. You are forced to go into armed combat with an intelligent orangutan that knows jiu-jitsu - you can bring one weapon (or object) that is not a firearm - what do you bring?
A platina wedge-slicing durian launcher.

5. You're going to a party with all the cool kids - you want to show them how cool you are - what beverage do you bring to the party to share?
I’d never pretend that I’m “cool.”

6. Have you ever read a book that changed your life? If so, what book was it?
Before reading Frown’s answer, I immediately thought Cage‘s Silence as well.
I still have my first well-worn and personally addressed to me hardback copy of it that I still cherish.
Also, a book that I’ve used for nearly 50 years that has the same amount of gravitas for me that the I-Ching had for Cage is Shepherd's Glossary of Graphic Signs and Symbols.

**Marie Monday** · 10-24-2020, 01:28 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?
2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)
3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?
4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?
5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)
6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

The Batlord · 10-24-2020, 04:22 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

I've met my dad once so I dunno.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

I'm terrible at impressions.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

Plankton is the only one I'd assume would have the Man Knowledge to construct a raft.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

Once when me and some buddies were at a bar there was this punching bag punch measuring game and this random ******* lost to my friend and apparently he was known to show up at the bar specifically to get drunk and start fights so it got real stupid and loud and we all got thrown out, after which the dude immediately begged us not to kick his ass. Was fun.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

No.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

Bat wings, duh. They're objectively the coolest form of wing.

OccultHawk · 10-24-2020, 05:12 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

Bad qualities from both.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

Bill Clinton

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

You.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

I burnt an American flag inside a club once.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

Not since Japan. Too old now.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

Bumblebee if they worked.

**Marie Monday** · 10-24-2020, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

You.

You gon die on that island. Bat's choice is much wiser

The American flag burning though

OccultHawk · 10-24-2020, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

You gon die on that island. Bat's choice is much wiser

Plank would use me as fishing bait.

**Marie Monday** · 10-24-2020, 05:38 PM

Mindy · 10-24-2020, 05:40 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?
my father in iowa
2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)
nope

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?
WWWP
4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?
Nope

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)
Nope, but I was a skateboarder as a kid.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

Eagle....

**Marie Monday** · 10-24-2020, 05:52 PM

oh man I hate it when I **** up my English here and I have to see it quoted in my face repeatedly

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09-27-2020, 10:51 PM	#9612 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	1. How has the COVID-19 pandemic changed your life for the better? How about for the worse? For the better: being put in a situation of re-evaluation and analysis of everyday life that is easily taken for granted coupled with a certain amount of freedom to really devote to creative projects at longer stretches makes me happy and keeps me away from the constant doomscrolling that would probably arise if I weren’t so busy. The worst personal aspects are the ones dealing with the anxiety centered around the unknowns concerning the virus and the ways it’s not being handled. 2. To what degree do you use social media? If you do use it, do you consider a net positive to your life? I’m not on any of the big ones. I’ve always liked specific subject forums since the 90s and the fact that I’m on this one is a bit of an anomaly. Creative sharing is important to me. 3. What is one problem you foresee being solved in the next 50 years? I’m hoping that it’ll be Alzheimer's. Also, I think it would be nice to see Alzheimer's eradicated. 4. You are forced to go into armed combat with an intelligent orangutan that knows jiu-jitsu - you can bring one weapon (or object) that is not a firearm - what do you bring? A platina wedge-slicing durian launcher. 5. You're going to a party with all the cool kids - you want to show them how cool you are - what beverage do you bring to the party to share? I’d never pretend that I’m “cool.” 6. Have you ever read a book that changed your life? If so, what book was it? Before reading Frown’s answer, I immediately thought Cage‘s Silence as well. I still have my first well-worn and personally addressed to me hardback copy of it that I still cherish. Also, a book that I’ve used for nearly 50 years that has the same amount of gravitas for me that the I-Ching had for Cage is Shepherd's Glossary of Graphic Signs and Symbols.