The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 10-25-2020, 03:18 AM

Stories communicate information. Your story failed this basic criteria.

**Marie Monday** · 10-25-2020, 04:50 AM

Naw it was a decent story. +10 points for the well-placed gif
And even if the stories people tell here suck, taking the effort of giving elaborate answers is cool in itself

Tristan_Geoff · 10-25-2020, 08:51 AM

this thread omg

**Exo** · 10-25-2020, 10:23 AM

I'll admit it wasn't a great story but holy sh*t does Batlord come off like a whiny prissy princess twat sometimes.

The Batlord · 10-25-2020, 10:44 AM

Shut up, sperm donor.

Plankton · 10-25-2020, 10:55 AM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

The mail man.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

I can imitate a zit.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

I hop on Batlords back and we fly the hell outa there with his new bat wings, only to find they're actually the size of a normal bat to both of our dismay. Awww, man.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

We were at an Applebee's having a family dinner, when the waitress put onions on my steak, and I didn't want onions on my steak, and then she interrupted me. That's when the problems really started. It was not settled without the use of violence.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

Not right in this very moment.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

A prehistoric gnat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Plankton is the only one I'd assume would have the Man Knowledge to construct a raft.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Plank would use me as fishing bait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo

Is there any answer other than Plankton? Dude will wrestle a walrus, snap open a Bud Light tallboy, flip a rock over and read the moss like Moby Dick.

I have PDF's.

**Marie Monday** · 10-25-2020, 04:57 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?
I think I look more like my mother (even though I don't look much like either) but I'm more like my father in character. sigh.
2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)
I do bad impressions of Tommy Wiseau and Britney Spears. But when I say bad I mean bad, not something to put out here.
Oh also my voice is deep enough that when I imitate a girl I generally do the artificial high-pitched voice thing that guys do, but when I imitate a guy my voice is too high and I do the artificial deep-voice thing that girls do, but I can't do either properly and it's a mess
3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?
Plankton, duh
4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?
I've been kicked out of a nightclub once for jumping over a knee-high wall that I wasn't supposed to jump over. Is that the lamest and most absurd reason ever to get kicked out of a place?
5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)
of course. I find the lack of skateboards on MB disturbing.
6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?
I want dragonfly wings so I could be like:

**Frownland** · 10-25-2020, 06:45 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

I look a lot like my dad. Personality-wise, there's not a significantly dominant influence from either of them, but my uncle on my mom's side and I are basically the same person in varying stages of male pattern baldness.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

A duck: https://voca.ro/1788m2VGG76j

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

Can I vote for myself so that I can change this impractical ass system? If not, I'd choose Lucem to help get me off the island. Lucem can help get me off any time.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

If I had a penny for every time I've been caught doing blow at a show and didn't have enough for the bouncer so they kicked me out, I would have three cents.

Dude tried to hit me because of something I said, but was too wasted and fell over when I blocked him. They kicked us both out. I'm not gonna pretend like I didn't say something douchey even if I didn't remember it.

Some water went down the wrong pipe when I took a sip and I coughed it out. Shot out a big cloud of mist that hit some people (pre-pandemic obviously. I think I'd get arrested for that today lol). I get that it was disruptive, but wtf was I supposed to do man.

One guy in our friend group fell asleep in the bar and they kicked all seven of us out. Fascists.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

Nah.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

Since Hawk chose bee wings, I'm gonna take the hawk wings.

Lisnaholic · 10-25-2020, 07:53 PM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?
Inside, where it counts, I resemble my two earliest mentors: my older brother and older sister.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)
I used to do a fair imitation of my best friend's ex.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?
yep , Plankton too

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?
It was pretty obvious that we were too young, but as it was a shabby disco in a seaside town, the bouncer let us in anyway. As we were at the bar, timidly asking for beers I suddenly fainted for no reason that I can recall. By the time I came round, me and my two pals were sitting outside with zero chance of re-admission.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)
You can probably guess.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?
A hummingbird's wings would give you the manoeuvrability you want when you're trying squeeze into that last empty seat on the bus.

SGR · 10-26-2020, 11:37 AM

1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?

Father.

2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof)

I can do a decent Trump impression and a decent Bill Clinton impression.

3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose?

Norg.

4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why?

I can't say I have.

5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it)

No and no.

6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose?

Mosquito.

10-25-2020, 10:23 AM	#9564 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	I'll admit it wasn't a great story but holy sht does Batlord come off like a whiny prissy princess twat sometimes. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

10-25-2020, 06:45 PM	#9568 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father? I look a lot like my dad. Personality-wise, there's not a significantly dominant influence from either of them, but my uncle on my mom's side and I are basically the same person in varying stages of male pattern baldness. 2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof) A duck: https://voca.ro/1788m2VGG76j 3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose? Can I vote for myself so that I can change this impractical ass system? If not, I'd choose Lucem to help get me off the island. Lucem can help get me off any time. 4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why? If I had a penny for every time I've been caught doing blow at a show and didn't have enough for the bouncer so they kicked me out, I would have three cents. Dude tried to hit me because of something I said, but was too wasted and fell over when I blocked him. They kicked us both out. I'm not gonna pretend like I didn't say something douchey even if I didn't remember it. Some water went down the wrong pipe when I took a sip and I coughed it out. Shot out a big cloud of mist that hit some people (pre-pandemic obviously. I think I'd get arrested for that today lol). I get that it was disruptive, but wtf was I supposed to do man. One guy in our friend group fell asleep in the bar and they kicked all seven of us out. Fascists. 5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it) Nah. 6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose? Since Hawk chose bee wings, I'm gonna take the hawk wings. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-25-2020, 07:53 PM	#9569 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father? Inside, where it counts, I resemble my two earliest mentors: my older brother and older sister. 2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof) I used to do a fair imitation of my best friend's ex. 3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose? yep , Plankton too 4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why? It was pretty obvious that we were too young, but as it was a shabby disco in a seaside town, the bouncer let us in anyway. As we were at the bar, timidly asking for beers I suddenly fainted for no reason that I can recall. By the time I came round, me and my two pals were sitting outside with zero chance of re-admission. 5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it) You can probably guess. 6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose? A hummingbird's wings would give you the manoeuvrability you want when you're trying squeeze into that last empty seat on the bus. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

10-26-2020, 11:37 AM	#9570 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	1. Who do you resemble more, your mother or father? Father. 2. Can you imitate anyone/anything? (mega bonus points for voice recording proof) I can do a decent Trump impression and a decent Bill Clinton impression. 3. You're stuck on a desert island with all MB members and one person only is appointed the task of getting you all home safely. Who do you choose? Norg. 4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar/nightclub/restaurant etc. and if so, why? I can't say I have. 5. Do you own a skateboard? (and do you use it) No and no. 6. If everyone could have wings like those of any existing animal, what kind of wings would you choose? Mosquito.