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08-29-2020, 02:34 PM | #9421 (permalink) | |
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Actual out loud belly laugh at that.
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08-29-2020, 02:45 PM | #9422 (permalink) |
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1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?
I was a ride operator at an amusement park. 2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order? Collect and burn all tie-dye clothing. 3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring? Modern plumbing and sewage systems. 4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as? Mr. Fantastic 5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question) Obviously a tick and a mosquito. Instead of inserting their proboscis in you, they'll fly over to you and insert their entire body beneath your skin. 6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?[/QUOTE] Massive Attack's Protection |
08-29-2020, 02:47 PM | #9423 (permalink) | |
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That's not what ticks do, city slicker.
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08-29-2020, 02:59 PM | #9424 (permalink) |
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Lol, I'm definitely not a city slicker, grew up in the boonies. I've had many ticks on me before, the first was after spending an afternoon with my father splitting wood - and then when I went to take a dump, I found it crawling up my leg. Tough little bastards too - my favorite method now of dealing with them is to get a piece of duct tape, and stick their ass to it. I find that method of death for a tick to be ironic.
But I will claim ignorance. I thought that given enough time, they'll eventually get beneath your skin's surface, it appears I'm totally wrong about that. |
08-29-2020, 03:02 PM | #9425 (permalink) | |
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Probably never even face****ed a rattlesnake.
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08-29-2020, 03:16 PM | #9427 (permalink) | |
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08-29-2020, 03:18 PM | #9428 (permalink) |
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08-30-2020, 04:43 PM | #9429 (permalink) |
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1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?
bagging groceries at 14 years old. No. 2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order? Disarm the populace. 3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring? time machine 4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as? flash 5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question) Part pig part elephant 6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war? the chronic |
08-30-2020, 07:25 PM | #9430 (permalink) |
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1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?
The people that raised me both had their own businesses so from 8+ if I wasn't babysitting my siblings I was their personal day-laborer that worked for free. First real job though was concessions at a movie theater when I stayed with my grandparents one summer. Nothing but great memories. 2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order? Clone myself x4 and appoint myself to posts in each quadrant of the world. 3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring? I'd bring the vaccination for smallpox to the Aztecs 4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as? The Riddler 5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question) Not enough information provided. For what purpose is this hybrid being created? 6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war? |
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