The Saturday 6-Pack

grindy · 07-14-2020, 03:01 AM

1. who do you aspire to be like?
Nobody, really. Not that many good role models around. Just aspiring to be a better me.

2. what languages do you speak?
Russian, German, English and very rudimentary French and Spanish.

3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?
I'm mostly happy with my appearance. My ears and nose could be smaller, and my front teeth have a bit of a rodenty look, so probably this, if pressed.

4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you?
I don't talk much about myself and my interests in rl, so probably there are lots.

5. name something you find attractive in people.
A demeanor that feels natural and relaxed, radiating humour and intelligence.

Also asses. Small, but round and firm ones.

6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?
Trying to get it on with a friend, after a relationship of many years collapsed and left me in a bit of disarray. I was clumsy and pathetic and while our friendship continued without much awkwardness, it was still weird sometimes. The thing is, I wasn't even attracted to her that much but somehow put it in my head that she would be "good" for me, because she was unlike my ex. Teenagers are ****ing dumb.

Plankton · 07-14-2020, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

I feel like we need more details on this

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Karen is Plankton's own creation, which he built from a calculator and a mass of wires. She was Plankton's first invention when he was in grade school, and they dated before he became evil. When Plankton decided to become a villain, Karen did as well because she wants whatever is best for her husband. Her system is built into most of Plankton's machines, including the Chum Bucket itself, so that she and Plankton can always be in touch. Specifically, Karen is a Mark II Surplus UNIVAC with 256 gigabytes of random-access memory.

https://nickelodeon.fandom.com/wiki/Karen_Plankton

That's a lotta RAM tho. Yo.

**Marie Monday** · 07-18-2020, 03:56 PM

I'm finally on time again
1. What is the last time you climbed a tree?
2. Which piece of music would be your anthem?
3. What do you think is the most attractive thing about yourself?
4. Have you ever shoplifted?
5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could?
6. What is your favourite dinosaur?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-18-2020, 04:35 PM

1. What is the last time you climbed a tree?

Probably when I was about five we had a tree in the back garden and I'd climb it and sit in it thinking it was really high but I grew up and realised it wasn't.

2. Which piece of music would be your anthem?

If it was a ring entrance type thing then Crazy Train.

3. What do you think is the most attractive thing about yourself?

I dunno, can't really answer these questions but looks wise I think maybe my shoulders and arms.

4. Have you ever shoplifted?

Yes and I got caught and cautioned. I stole a packet of crisps, wasn't worth it and I was 13.

5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could?

Of course.

6. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Velocirapters. They are cheeky.

Thanks again Marie

**Marie Monday** · 07-18-2020, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could?

Of course.

For me it would be a matter of course not to, that's interesting

OccultHawk · 07-18-2020, 04:54 PM

1. What is the last time you climbed a tree?

Prolly high school

2. Which piece of music would be your anthem?

F ucking You Tonight

3. What do you think is the most attractive thing about yourself?

My ding dong

4. Have you ever shoplifted?

Yeah - not that much though

5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could?

It would be ****ed up but yeah.

6. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Brontosaurus

OccultHawk · 07-18-2020, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

For me it would be a matter of course not to, that's interesting

It’d be creepy af and depressing.

WWWP · 07-18-2020, 06:06 PM

1. What is the last time you climbed a tree?

It's been a couple of weeks. There's a tree at the dog park I climb to hide from my dog.

2. Which piece of music would be your anthem?

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Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore
And I'm young and I'm strong
But I feel old and tired
Overfired

And I've been poked and stoked
It's all smoke, there's no more fire
Only desire
For you, where-ever you are
For you, where-ever you are

Are you saying my time here has been some sort of joke?
That I've been messing around?
Some sort of incubating period
For when I really come around
But I'm cracking up
And you have no idea

No idea how it feels to be on your own
In your own home
with the ****ing phone
And the mother of gloom
In your bedroom
Standing over your head
With her hand in your head
With her hand in your head

I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth

Oh I wish, I wish, I wish I was born a man
So I could learn how to stand up for myself
Like those guys with guitars
I've been watching in bars
Who've been stamping their feet to a different beat
To a different beat
To a different beat

I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth

You bloody mother ****ing *******
Oh you bloody mother ****ing *******
Oh you bloody mother ****ing *******
Oh you bloody mother ****ing *******
Oh you bloody mother ****ing *******
Oh you bloody...

I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
For you, where-ever you are
For you, where-ever you are
For you, where-ever you are

3. What do you think is the most attractive thing about yourself?

Recently I've really been admiring my back lol

4. Have you ever shoplifted?

Yes. And I still do sometimes. Don't worry I figured out how to convince myself why I'm still in good moral standing.

5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could?

Tough one. I typically assume that everyone I see in a given day is thinking mean terrible thoughts about me, which seriously affects my self-esteem. But a therapist asked me once "what makes you think you're interesting enough that they even notice you're there?" and that affected my self-esteem even worse lol. I think I'll stick with no, unless I can control it and opt to turn it off at will.

6. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Damn Marie, this is a real Sophie's Choice six pack.

Today I think it's Helicoprion with the circular saw of teeth in its throat.

OccultHawk · 07-18-2020, 06:13 PM

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Tough one. I typically assume that everyone I see in a given day is thinking mean terrible thoughts about me, which seriously affects my self-esteem. But a therapist asked me once "what makes you think you're interesting enough that they even notice you're there?" and that affected my self-esteem even worse lol. I think I'll stick with no, unless I can control it and opt to turn it off at will.

Almost every heterosexual man is thinking you’re sexy af. The non-stop lust might be good for your ego but it would soon get really unnerving. You’re talking serious **** at work but half the dude’s mind is thinking about you sexually.

You get on a bus. Every man that sees you thinks oh she’s hot.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-18-2020, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

4. Have you ever shoplifted?

Yes. And I still do sometimes. Don't worry I figured out how to convince myself why I'm still in good moral standing.

Fiddling the self scanner?

07-14-2020, 03:01 AM	#9241 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	1. who do you aspire to be like? Nobody, really. Not that many good role models around. Just aspiring to be a better me. 2. what languages do you speak? Russian, German, English and very rudimentary French and Spanish. 3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way? I'm mostly happy with my appearance. My ears and nose could be smaller, and my front teeth have a bit of a rodenty look, so probably this, if pressed. 4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you? I don't talk much about myself and my interests in rl, so probably there are lots. 5. name something you find attractive in people. A demeanor that feels natural and relaxed, radiating humour and intelligence. Also asses. Small, but round and firm ones. 6. what is your biggest romantic blunder? Trying to get it on with a friend, after a relationship of many years collapsed and left me in a bit of disarray. I was clumsy and pathetic and while our friendship continued without much awkwardness, it was still weird sometimes. The thing is, I wasn't even attracted to her that much but somehow put it in my head that she would be "good" for me, because she was unlike my ex. Teenagers are **ing dumb. __________________ A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.**

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07-18-2020, 04:35 PM	#9244 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. What is the last time you climbed a tree? Probably when I was about five we had a tree in the back garden and I'd climb it and sit in it thinking it was really high but I grew up and realised it wasn't. 2. Which piece of music would be your anthem? If it was a ring entrance type thing then Crazy Train. 3. What do you think is the most attractive thing about yourself? I dunno, can't really answer these questions but looks wise I think maybe my shoulders and arms. 4. Have you ever shoplifted? Yes and I got caught and cautioned. I stole a packet of crisps, wasn't worth it and I was 13. 5. Would you choose to be able to read minds if you could? Of course. 6. What is your favourite dinosaur? Velocirapters. They are cheeky. Thanks again Marie