The Saturday 6-Pack

OccultHawk · 07-05-2020, 03:56 PM

what were you like as a teenager?

A more mature version of my current self.

if you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be?

James L. Buckley

if you could name yourself, what would you be called?

OccultHawk

which person, fictional or real, do you identify with most?

Arturo Bandini

what is the most random thing you've bought on the internet?

Dog armor (really stupid she can’t walk in it)

would you call yourself shy?

No

WWWP · 07-05-2020, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

The Lyra Belacqua choice makes sense to me actually

I should specify the book version - I've never watched any of the adaptations.

Did you read His Dark Materials?

**Marie Monday** · 07-05-2020, 04:18 PM

Yes, multiple times

**Marie Monday** · 07-05-2020, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

what is the most random thing you've bought on the internet?

Dog armor (really stupid she can’t walk in it)

ahahaha that's adorable

WWWP · 07-05-2020, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Yes, multiple times

Nice! Same. I rarely run into people who have.

**Marie Monday** · 07-05-2020, 04:30 PM

Me neither, it's sad. But yeah, you have the Lyra Belacqua the tough streetfighter attitude

The Batlord · 07-05-2020, 06:36 PM

what were you like as a teenager?

An even angrier libertarian version of this. I'd have been perma banned long ago.

if you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be?

Aside from the obvious president I really hate that bitch at work more than I can say.

if you could name yourself, what would you be called?

Tiberius. Romans had awesome names.

which person, fictional or real, do you identify with most?

Deadpool. Plays the jester both to seek attention and to keep others at a distance. Treats the world as a joke as a defense mechanism so he can ignore his intense alienation. At least until his defenses are even mildly poked at which point he flips his **** and becomes an irrational psycho.

He's not even my fav fictional character by any stretch but man does he hit uncomfortably close to home when he's written properly and not just as a two dimensional punchline.

what is the most random thing you've bought on the internet?

Got drunk a couple weeks ago and bought a BLM shirt and now I feel weird about wearing it cause I've never done anything for black people.

would you call yourself shy?

Absolutely. If I'm not overbearing I'm a wallflower.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-06-2020, 02:48 PM

what were you like as a teenager?

A bit like I am now but younger. More chavvy and more drugs and alcohol.

if you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be?

Probs Macklemore. Liam Gallagher as well.

if you could name yourself, what would you be called?

There is nothing actually wrong with my name (Cuthbert) but had I been able to name myself, I'd have gone for something like George or William.

which person, fictional or real, do you identify with most?

No idea, never thought about it tbh.

what is the most random thing you've bought on the internet?

I can't remember. An old newspaper or something.

would you call yourself shy?

Yes.

Thank you for the questions Marie I enjoyed answering them.

**Marie Monday** · 07-06-2020, 02:54 PM

Omg, Cuthbert? Never heard that name before. It sounds like a medieval knight, which is cool

**Marie Monday** · 07-06-2020, 03:12 PM

what were you like as a teenager?
Uncomfortable, clownish, clumsy and closeted
if you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be?
Any of the self-satisfied überprivileged frat boys I went to high school with
if you could name yourself, what would you be called?
Tess, probably
which person, fictional or real, do you identify with most?
here's a top 5:
1. Oblomov. I relate so deeply to him that reading the book scared the **** out of me. I'm very prone to the 'spending time in daydreams avoiding real life because you feel like you can't deal with it' thing
2. Mick Kelly/Frankie Addams from the Carson McCullers books (they're basically the same character to me) which is pretty obvious I guess
3. Alexander from Fanny and Alexander is basically me as a kid
4. Maria from the Sound of Music during the how do we solve a problem like Maria song. Apparently there's something about me that makes people start mothering over me. Apart from that I don't relate to her at all lol
5. Ray Davies, because of his whimsy and escapism
what is the most random thing you've bought on the internet?
Two identical amplifiers because I'm an impulsive moron
would you call yourself shy?
Oh yes

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	what were you like as a teenager? A bit like I am now but younger. More chavvy and more drugs and alcohol. if you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be? Probs Macklemore. Liam Gallagher as well. if you could name yourself, what would you be called? There is nothing actually wrong with my name (Cuthbert) but had I been able to name myself, I'd have gone for something like George or William. which person, fictional or real, do you identify with most? No idea, never thought about it tbh. what is the most random thing you've bought on the internet? I can't remember. An old newspaper or something. would you call yourself shy? Yes. Thank you for the questions Marie I enjoyed answering them.