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Old 05-04-2020, 04:14 AM   #9121 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 05-04-2020, 02:23 PM   #9122 (permalink)
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1. Can you lick your own nipple? (pics or it didn't happen)

2. Why are you such a little bitch?

3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?

4. Touch your eyeball?

5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched?

6. Suck my dick.
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Old 05-04-2020, 02:29 PM   #9123 (permalink)
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nipple?

No

2. Why are you such a little bitch?

Genetics and a difficult upbringing

3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?

Not pre-pubescent

4. Touch your eyeball?

No

5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched?

Bigger than mine - some guy’s

6. Suck my dick.

Yes sir
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Old 05-05-2020, 08:19 PM   #9124 (permalink)
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1. Can you lick your own nipple? (pics or it didn't happen)

No.

2. Why are you such a little bitch?

**** off.

3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?

No.

4. Touch your eyeball?

No.

5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched?

My own.

6. Suck my dick.

No.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 05-05-2020, 08:54 PM   #9125 (permalink)
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1. Can you lick your own nipple? (pics or it didn't happen)

Yes

2. Why are you such a little bitch?

Because my daddy didnt love me

3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?

No.

4. Touch your eyeball?

Ok

5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched?

That one

6. Suck my dick.

Ok but you have to shower first
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Old 05-05-2020, 09:17 PM   #9126 (permalink)
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I legit thought you were Elph and got jealous cause I thought he said okay to Bat's ding dong and not mine.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 05-05-2020, 10:12 PM   #9127 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2020, 10:16 PM   #9128 (permalink)
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Where is elph?
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Old 05-05-2020, 10:20 PM   #9129 (permalink)
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1. Can you lick your own nipple? (pics or it didn't happen)

Yes, but I'm having a hard time taking a photo of myself doing it.

2. Why are you such a little bitch?

Being a huge bitch attracts too much attention.

3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?

Why? Testing the waters?

4. Touch your eyeball?

Yes.

5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched?

I touched a massive dick's eyeball just now.

6. Suck my dick.

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Old 05-05-2020, 10:23 PM   #9130 (permalink)
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1. Can you lick your own nipple? (pics or it didn't happen)

Yes

2. Why are you such a little bitch?

Because my daddy didnt love me

3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?

No.

4. Touch your eyeball?

Ok

5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched?

That one

6. Suck my dick.

Ok but you have to shower first
That’s right kindly of you
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