The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 04-24-2020, 08:20 PM

Well there you go. At least you won't get pregnant.

OccultHawk · 04-24-2020, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

I stand by it tbh

Easily.

WWWP · 04-24-2020, 11:09 PM

Straight up 5th grade humor

Meaning when I was in 5th grade my cat had kittens and one night I had them all in my bed to snug while I slept. I told my classmates about it, and this one kid was like "did you sleep with them all at once or one at a time?" And obviously I said all at once. I hated 5th grade.

Lucem Ferre · 04-24-2020, 11:11 PM

I was also accused of ****ing a dog in 5th grade. I think you're on to something.

WWWP · 04-24-2020, 11:38 PM

There was a rumor spread about another kid in 5th grade who in a game of truth or dare licked a dog dick

Edit: *allegedly

**Janszoon** · 04-25-2020, 02:28 AM

1. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
Maybe the one where the Pacific Ocean was on fire and I was running around with shopping cart trying pack all my stuff and flee inland.

2. What did you want to be when you were a kid?
Archeologist.

3. What is the hardest you've ever laughed, and why?
I don't know, but I'm sure I was in junior high.

4. What is your favourite food?
Popcorn.

5. Have you ever written someone a love letter?
Yes.

6. If you could magically make a mythical creature or extinct animal exist (again), which one would you choose?
Argentinosaurus, the largest land animal of all time. Can you just imagine seeing one of those take a shit?

**Marie Monday** · 04-25-2020, 05:01 AM

I like all the dinosaur appreciation.
A new one:
1. Who is your favourite philosopher?
2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made?
3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush?
4. Do you have any phobias?
5. What is something you're surprisingly good at?
6. What would your ideal place to live be like?

OccultHawk · 04-25-2020, 08:35 AM

I like all the dinosaur appreciation.
A new one:
1. Who is your favourite philosopher?

Thomas Nagel, perhaps

2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made?

Idk for sure. One that comes to mind was with a Korean woman in Korea. Not that that is so amazing but it was surprising how close we became.

3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush?

I like Aubrey Plaza. It used to be by far Shannon Doherty. I even went through a Jenny Garth phase. Oh man, and Winona Ryder.

4. Do you have any phobias?

Recently I think I might be developing a full-blown case of agoraphobia. Is there a name for being afraid of yourself?

5. What is something you're surprisingly good at?

Before the virus I cut pockets in chicken breasts and stuffed them. A case included 75 chicken breasts. I could usually do all 75 without ****ing it up by cutting through to the other side or tearing it open during the stuffing. And I could do it fast. It’s like making 75 free throws in a row. And you have to keep that sharp blade like less than a cm from your non-dominant hand that pressed down and held the breast in place. And I NEVER cut myself.

6. What would your ideal place to live be like?

In the mountains with a pool, hot tub, and a fire place, a Japanese style bath, a nice kitchen, a 100% safe yard for my dog, and a great view.

**Marie Monday** · 04-25-2020, 10:17 AM

Hell yeah to Aubrey Plaza, she's amazing

OccultHawk · 04-25-2020, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie

Hell yeah to Aubrey Plaza, she's amazing

This ain’t the first time I’ve noticed we like the same hoes.

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I like all the dinosaur appreciation. A new one: 1. Who is your favourite philosopher? Thomas Nagel, perhaps 2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made? Idk for sure. One that comes to mind was with a Korean woman in Korea. Not that that is so amazing but it was surprising how close we became. 3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush? I like Aubrey Plaza. It used to be by far Shannon Doherty. I even went through a Jenny Garth phase. Oh man, and Winona Ryder. 4. Do you have any phobias? Recently I think I might be developing a full-blown case of agoraphobia. Is there a name for being afraid of yourself? 5. What is something you're surprisingly good at? Before the virus I cut pockets in chicken breasts and stuffed them. A case included 75 chicken breasts. I could usually do all 75 without **ing it up by cutting through to the other side or tearing it open during the stuffing. And I could do it fast. It’s like making 75 free throws in a row. And you have to keep that sharp blade like less than a cm from your non-dominant hand that pressed down and held the breast in place. And I NEVER cut myself. 6. What would your ideal place to live be like?** In the mountains with a pool, hot tub, and a fire place, a Japanese style bath, a nice kitchen, a 100% safe yard for my dog, and a great view. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html