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04-05-2020, 03:28 PM | #9032 (permalink) | |
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04-05-2020, 05:24 PM | #9033 (permalink) |
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1. What's the biggest compliment you've ever gotten? Someone said I was a hidden gem in the suburbs. 2. If you would meet your 12 year old self, would you get along with them? No, not at all. I was even more obnoxious back then. 3. What's the worst you've ever been lost? (literally, not mentally lol) Blackout drunk in god knows where Tokyo. I got home somehow though. 4. How would you describe the way you dress? Art teacher. 5. Can you dance? I love to dance, but I need to drink a little. 6. What do you consider to be the most attractive thing about yourself? The bottom part of my face. |
04-11-2020, 01:57 PM | #9035 (permalink) | ||
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1. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
2. What did you want to be when you were a kid? 3. What is the hardest you've ever laughed, and why? 4. What is your favourite food? 5. Have you ever written someone a love letter? 6. If you could magically make a mythical creature or extinct animal exist (again), which one would you choose?
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04-11-2020, 02:29 PM | #9036 (permalink) |
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1. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
I was talking to a man with a small terrier on a leash outside of a 7/11. He was walking towards his car and said goodbye to me and got in. He closed his door on the leash while the terrier was still outside of the car. His window was open and I ran over and said "Hey! Your dog is caught in the door! He;s not in the car!" The man grabbed my arm with his left hand, gave me the largest creepiest smile, said "I know", shifted into reverse, and peeled out of the parking lot dragging the yipping dog with him as I ran after him horrified. That dude hated that dog I guess. I have no idea why I had that dream but it was ten years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday. 2. What did you want to be when you were a kid? I wanted to design roller coasters. 3. What is the hardest you've ever laughed, and why? There was one time I was dropping off my friend who was beyond plastered drunk and the way he walked toward his front door made it seem like a bunch of squirrels were inside his clothes coordinating his movements. Very "Weekend at Bernies" like and when he got to the front door his couldn't go up the stairs because he was losing his balance. You ever see those Youtube videos of the drunk Russian guys who can't walk? That's what it looked like. It was sublime. 4. What is your favourite food? Breakfast sandwich on a bagel. 5. Have you ever written someone a love letter? I wrote my girlfriend a short story so I guess that counts. 6. If you could magically make a mythical creature or extinct animal exist (again), which one would you choose? I don't care enough to answer this question I'm afraid. |
04-11-2020, 02:46 PM | #9037 (permalink) |
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1. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
Idk, they're generally pretty strange. I did have one dream about smoking cigarettes with one of my friends at a 7/11 that was so realistic and mundane that I filed it as a real memory, so that's kind of surreal. I asked him for cigarettes once and found out that he didn't smoke, at which point it felt more like a dream than the dream did. I also had a nightmare about the school taking me to the torture chamber from Brazil and having Ronald McDonald put me down like a dog. 2. What did you want to be when you were a kid? A scientist who is also a rockstar . 3. What is the hardest you've ever laughed, and why? Back when k2 was legal I smoked some and had a laughing fit that lasted for fifteen minutes. 4. What is your favourite food? Pho bo with rare beef & brisket. 5. Have you ever written someone a love letter? Ughhh don't remind me, I'll break my back cringing. 6. If you could magically make a mythical creature or extinct animal exist (again), which one would you choose?
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04-11-2020, 03:24 PM | #9038 (permalink) | ||
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Why do all of your dreams take place at 7/11 wtf
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04-11-2020, 03:40 PM | #9040 (permalink) | ||
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