The Saturday 6-Pack

OccultHawk · 08-03-2019, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with?

considering music taste, sense of humor, hobbies & skills etc., definitely my girl Dreadnaught

Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy?

smooth except for this one weird growth mole thing. my cousin has the same thing in the same exact thought. we used to think it made us telepathic but in reality we just spent too much time together.

What do you think of REM’s record Murmur?

couldn't give less of a **** about REM

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

Said the boy, "what is that? What's that under Cat's hat?"
"It's my dwarf pocket rat," Said the Cat in the Hat.
Said the boy, "let me pat! Let me pat," said the boy.
"Let me pat the cat's rat!" said the brat full of joy.
"It's so small, not an inch!" said the boy with surprise
"Be careful, he spits. Fast, - cover your eyes!"
The cat he then growled, "now fuck off you runt,"
"I can't be caught pants down with some little cunt."
"Your rat isn't nice." The boy started to cry
As the Cat in the Hat wiped the *** from his eye.
"Now goodbye," said the cat.
"I love you," said the brat.
And that's all that I'm going to say about that.

Name 3 things you know about snails

1. most snails are hermaphrodites
2. snails are associated with the moon in Aztec mythology
3. snail mucus is currently being marketed as a beauty product

Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname

sure. depends on who it's for.

Girl. You took those lemons and made lemonade.

Have you ever listened to Murmur though?

The Batlord · 08-03-2019, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

There once was a kid who was fat who wanted to pet the Cat in the Hat. He looked outside, saw it had been run over and died so he petted it and that was that.

You had one ****ing job.

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Originally Posted by WWWP

smooth except for this one weird growth mole thing.

**Frownland** · 08-03-2019, 05:10 PM

Miss me with your grammatically correct limericks.

The Batlord · 08-03-2019, 05:23 PM

"Pat"! Not "pet"!

WWWP · 08-03-2019, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

oh no anywhere but the briar patch

The Batlord · 08-03-2019, 06:54 PM

Is that what you call your mole?

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 10:00 AM

Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land?

Whats your favorite chair look like?

Have you ever killed something you ate?

What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus?

How often do you light a candle?

Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class?

Key · 08-17-2019, 10:40 AM

Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land?

No. Only time I've ever been on water is riding the ferry.

Whats your favorite chair look like?

It's in the shape of a couch.

Have you ever killed something you ate?

No.

What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus?

Homeless person jacking off.

How often do you light a candle?

Maybe once a week or so. Just to make the room smell nice.

Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class?

Yes.

**Exo** · 08-17-2019, 11:03 AM

Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land?

Went on a cruise once. Also, do airplanes count?

Whats your favorite chair look like?

It's a bed.

Have you ever killed something you ate?

No. No desire to hunt. Do the dirty work and feed me please.

What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus?

I've actually been pretty bus lucky. I'm a subway or cab/uber person though.

How often do you light a candle?

Couple times a week cause I fart a lot in my sleep and I don't need my gf smelling farts when she comes over.

Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class?

Nope. Never passed notes. I just secretly judged.

**Marie Monday** · 08-17-2019, 11:13 AM

Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land?
Yep, on boats to England and Scotland

Whats your favorite chair look like?
An old blue velvet fauteuil from my grandma

Have you ever killed something you ate?
No, but I participated in a hunt once to be more conscious of what eating meat means. I rarely eat meat though

What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus?
A lunatic woman ranting at my sister and a schoolmate for no reason

How often do you light a candle?
Rarely. I did one time when I was drunk and I wanted to create a nice ambiance while my friend was puking in a bucket

Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class?
No

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08-17-2019, 10:40 AM	#8898 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land? No. Only time I've ever been on water is riding the ferry. Whats your favorite chair look like? It's in the shape of a couch. Have you ever killed something you ate? No. What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus? Homeless person jacking off. How often do you light a candle? Maybe once a week or so. Just to make the room smell nice. Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class? Yes.