The Saturday 6-Pack

WWWP · 10-11-2019, 05:49 PM

on the first music forum i posted on in like 2003 two of the prolific posters had a flirty banter that was playful and public and seemed all in good fun. but the guy got like REALLY about it and i can't blame him bc the girl was a babe she would always drunk post and then share pictures of her making bacon in a thong - i think her username was like Vodka69 or something like that i'm not even kidding. anyway dude ended up mailing her a ring and was like, i'm ready for this, i'm all in on this relationship, i just quit my job, and i have a plane ticket to your city, pick me up Sunday at 11am (or whatever) let's start our life together. he posted a selfie of himself in the airport about to board and while he was on the plane she posted a like "wtf is this a joke" and then both went silent for MONTHS. turns out she never picked him up (obviously!!!!) and he came home all broken hearted and it really ruined the forum because from then on it was him being all mopey and he was a mod so he'd get butthurt and be petty about banning people etc. and then one time like a year later she came back and posted a picture with her new bf and was like what's up how's everyone and dude MELTED down and a bunch of the girl posters were like "how DARe YOU come back here" "YOU BROKE HIS HEAAAART" etc etc.

the forum was shut down by like 2006 and i wonder what all those deviants are up to now. i learned a lot about the internet from that place RIP purevolume forum

~~jwb~~ · 10-11-2019, 05:56 PM

That forum sounds god awful lol

They sided with the propose via mail guy?

Lucem Ferre · 10-11-2019, 06:00 PM

Well they didn't want to get banned.

The Batlord · 10-11-2019, 06:00 PM

Not surprising honestly. We're taught that big gestures are a sign of true devotion rather than desperate attention seeking so depending on how it went down I could see a bunch of people going "Awwwww" at some guy doing that in 2003 before people realized how ****ing crazy internet people are.

OccultHawk · 10-11-2019, 06:24 PM

Did anyone else post on StonerRockForums?

**Frownland** · 10-20-2019, 03:59 PM

Saturday, Sunday, same **** right?

1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members?

2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in?

3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time?

4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them?

5. Tits or ass?

6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?

OccultHawk · 10-20-2019, 04:19 PM

Saturday, Sunday, same **** right?

1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members?

That I’ve never exaggerated my sex life.

2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in?

Norway

3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time?

Monster energy drink

4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them?

I thank them in advance for destroying the earth

5. Tits or ass?

Tits. Ass is just party bs. Tits are daily comfort.

6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?

Work

**Marie Monday** · 10-21-2019, 05:47 AM

1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members?
Hard to say because I don't really know how you people perceive me. Would it surprise you if I tell you guys that I'm a shy person irl? (not timid though. Just shy)
2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in?
England or Sweden
3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time?
Sake flavoured kit kat. It wasn't even that bad
4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them?
A gothic cathedral
5. Tits or ass?
Tits
6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?
I don't know, maybe people will be robot-human hybrids that don't age physically and find the idea disgusting? Whatever

Black Francis · 10-25-2019, 10:20 AM

1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members?

That i write alot more replies than i post, i just don't hit the submit button cus frankly i barely write anything thats productive

2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in?

Canada i guess

3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time?

Flax seed bars. Dont try them. Imagine a sesame snack bar that taste like fish and thats pretty much it

4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them?

That movie Killer Clowns from outer space then id go "Thats you chumps, do your worse"

5. Tits or ass?

Ass

6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?

Vsco girls sksksksksksk

SmokeAndMirrors · 10-27-2019, 07:09 PM

1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members?

That I'm still around.

I had to take a long time off. I was dealing with a bunch of spontaneous personal crap. Hi Frownland, Batlord, O.C. and Elph.

2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in?

England. Because the British Museum houses a number of Sumerian artifacts and archeology that I'm quite interested in.

3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time?

I can't remember. I work too much.

4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them?

The Voyager Golden Record.

5. Tits or ass?

Either or. I like both, bigger and smaller. I don't hate.

6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?[/QUOTE]

The fact that people actually use Tinder, because the layout of that app is so retro it looks like it was made in Netscape Navigator. -_-

10-11-2019, 06:24 PM	#8895 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Did anyone else post on StonerRockForums? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-20-2019, 03:59 PM	#8896 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Saturday, Sunday, same ** right? 1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members? 2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in? 3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time? 4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them? 5. Tits or ass? 6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?** __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-20-2019, 04:19 PM	#8897 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Saturday, Sunday, same ** right? 1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members? That I’ve never exaggerated my sex life. 2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in? Norway 3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time? Monster energy drink 4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them? I thank them in advance for destroying the earth 5. Tits or ass? Tits. Ass is just party bs. Tits are daily comfort. 6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?** Work __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-25-2019, 10:20 AM	#8899 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members? That i write alot more replies than i post, i just don't hit the submit button cus frankly i barely write anything thats productive 2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in? Canada i guess 3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time? Flax seed bars. Dont try them. Imagine a sesame snack bar that taste like fish and thats pretty much it 4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them? That movie Killer Clowns from outer space then id go "Thats you chumps, do your worse" 5. Tits or ass? Ass 6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust? Vsco girls sksksksksksk __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

10-27-2019, 07:09 PM	#8900 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	1. What's something about yourself that might surprise other MB members? That I'm still around. I had to take a long time off. I was dealing with a bunch of spontaneous personal crap. Hi Frownland, Batlord, O.C. and Elph. 2. If you were forced to leave your country and money/immigration processes/whatever were no issue, which country would you live in? England. Because the British Museum houses a number of Sumerian artifacts and archeology that I'm quite interested in. 3. What is the last food or drink that you tried for the first time? I can't remember. I work too much. 4. You come across a spaceship and meet an alien. They somehow speak English and ask you to give them one cultural artifact (a recording, a newsclipping, a book, a painting, a sculpture, a movie, a relic from some historical event, etc.) to represent mankind or they'll destroy the earth I guess. What do you show them? The Voyager Golden Record. 5. Tits or ass? Either or. I like both, bigger and smaller. I don't hate. 6. What's something about life in 2019 that people in the future will look back on with disgust?[/QUOTE] The fact that people actually use Tinder, because the layout of that app is so retro it looks like it was made in Netscape Navigator. -_- __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."

10-11-2019, 05:56 PM	#8892 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	That forum sounds god awful lol They sided with the propose via mail guy?