The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 10-06-2019, 02:12 PM

I mean I'd you to tell us a story, daddy.

**Frownland** · 10-06-2019, 02:16 PM

First there was bitches, then there were witches: the Frownland story.

The Batlord · 10-06-2019, 03:48 PM

Wait you never told us that part.

ribbons · 10-07-2019, 04:21 PM

1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why?
A bird in Hallett sanctuary in Central Park.

2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it?
No

3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night?
Not really unusual – but under a meteor shower in a ploughed field in Louisiana.

4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth?
Yes – at times when I’ve been under pressure trying to juggle family/work responsibilities, I’ve wished to be a man. I do not enjoy being a woman socially (and never have, really).

5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love?
Got married too young and inexperienced.

6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful?
Skin, I guess.

~~jwb~~ · 10-07-2019, 06:44 PM

1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why?
Velociraptor. Obvious reasons.

2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it? I dont think it counts as a threesome but i did the whole cuckold thing with a friend and her bf. He watched. Then tried to jerk me off. It was pretty awkward tbh.

3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night? either in my car after I crashed it a ditch, or in/around Walmart after I got booted from the him homeless shelter.
4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth? not really. But there are cases where being a woman seems a lot easier.

E.g. you can throw your weight around and almost certainly not get punched in the face as a result. To the point that if you're out with your boyfriend and you act a fool, he's more likely to have to fight to defend your honor than you are.

5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love? Nothing in particular. Just stay faithful for 3 years.

6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful? my calves.

Plankton · 10-08-2019, 08:12 AM

1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why?

Something extraterrestrial.

2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it?

Yes, and hell yeah.

3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night?

It's a toss-up between the dorm style lock-ups at Cook County, 26th and California and a drug house in a ghetto. Prison was a trip too, but that was a walk in the park compared to the gang bangin **** in those dorms.

4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth?

No ma'am.

5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love?

lol

6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful?

All of it.

**Marie Monday** · 10-08-2019, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful?

All of it.

That's the spirit man

Plankton · 10-08-2019, 08:24 AM

It's a wonderland.

The Batlord · 10-11-2019, 03:48 PM

Sounds like bull**** to me.

**Frownland** · 10-11-2019, 04:02 PM

Being duped into being paid in airline miles instead of cash seems like pretty standard elph fare to me.

10-06-2019, 02:16 PM	#8882 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	First there was bitches, then there were witches: the Frownland story. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-08-2019, 08:12 AM	#8886 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why? Something extraterrestrial. 2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it? Yes, and hell yeah. 3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night? It's a toss-up between the dorm style lock-ups at Cook County, 26th and California and a drug house in a ghetto. Prison was a trip too, but that was a walk in the park compared to the gang bangin ** in those dorms. 4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth? No ma'am. 5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love? lol 6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful?** All of it. __________________ See location...

10-08-2019, 08:24 AM	#8888 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	It's a wonderland. __________________ See location...

10-11-2019, 04:02 PM	#8890 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Being duped into being paid in airline miles instead of cash seems like pretty standard elph fare to me. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-07-2019, 04:21 PM	#8884 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why? A bird in Hallett sanctuary in Central Park. 2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it? No 3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night? Not really unusual – but under a meteor shower in a ploughed field in Louisiana. 4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth? Yes – at times when I’ve been under pressure trying to juggle family/work responsibilities, I’ve wished to be a man. I do not enjoy being a woman socially (and never have, really). 5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love? Got married too young and inexperienced. 6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful? Skin, I guess.

10-07-2019, 06:44 PM	#8885 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why? Velociraptor. Obvious reasons. 2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it? I dont think it counts as a threesome but i did the whole cuckold thing with a friend and her bf. He watched. Then tried to jerk me off. It was pretty awkward tbh. 3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night? either in my car after I crashed it a ditch, or in/around Walmart after I got booted from the him homeless shelter. 4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth? not really. But there are cases where being a woman seems a lot easier. E.g. you can throw your weight around and almost certainly not get punched in the face as a result. To the point that if you're out with your boyfriend and you act a fool, he's more likely to have to fight to defend your honor than you are. 5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love? Nothing in particular. Just stay faithful for 3 years. 6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful? my calves.