The Saturday 6-Pack

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

My grandmother is a virgin.

Inbred ****

The Batlord · 08-17-2019, 04:32 PM

How does that work?

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

How does that work?

Your grand pappy ****ed his sister who gave birth to your mom who ****ed your grand pappy and gave birth to anlittle retarded bat looking creature with tits (that’s you)

The Batlord · 08-17-2019, 04:52 PM

So what does that have to do with my grandmother being a virgin?

**Frownland** · 08-17-2019, 06:39 PM

Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land?

Yes.

Whats your favorite chair look like?

Like a chair tf else would it look like

Have you ever killed something you ate?

Bluegill and crappie.

What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus?

There's this dude that frequents the transit here who wears either a cowboy hat or a baseball hat wrapped in tin foil who always has a parrot perched on his shoulder. He's chill though, doesn't do anything particularly weird.

How often do you light a candle?

Three.

Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class?

Nah we had phones.

**Frownland** · 08-17-2019, 06:53 PM

1. If you could travel in a submarine with any five people to discover the lost city of Atlantis, who would they be?

John Cage, Nellie Bly, Frederick Douglass, Diogenes, Tendai Maraire

2. What man made structure would you graffiti and what would you put on it?

A big black dick on the whitehouse, obviously.

3. If you had to be in one historical battle what would it be?

Nah.

4. As a doctor what would be your one killer line to assuage the grief of a family whose child just died on your operating table.

To be fair, overpopulation is a pressing issue today so ****nuts Jr is actually doing something honourable for all of us.

5. You are a reggae Elvis impersonator. What is your name?

Green Christmas

6. Do u even candle, brah?

I can

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

he toasted your ass OH

Yeah

I lost that one

**Marie Monday** · 10-05-2019, 04:47 AM

Ok, I'll try to make one of these.
1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why?
2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it?
3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night?
4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth?
5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love?
6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful?

OccultHawk · 10-05-2019, 08:05 AM

1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why?

Top 5:

5) A Southern Live Oak - Big beautiful powerful and they always know what to do. They make the world a better place.
4) Jelly Fish - Masters of Tao, they go where Mother Nature takes them without resistance
3) Tardigrade - They can live through anything and they even sleep through it, they don’t care
2) Fungus Candida - They love vaginas
1) Great White Shark- I want to be the boss just once.

2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it?

Yes. With two females and with another male and a female (and three females and myself but you didn’t ask)

Yes. I always like sex but in general my favorite sex is traditional. Straight up on the pussy, eat it up, get it good and wet, my favorite position is missionary, I love making a woman come strictly d ickly but will keep my face up in it as long as she wants or needs. I love when a woman comes smearing her pussy all over my face

3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night?

An insanely crowded train going to Calcutta. Third class no sleeping birth.

4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth?

Not really but I’d love to have my own vagina for a while.

5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love?

Sorry that’s secret

6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful?

My dick when it’s hard and my eyes when I’m laughing.

Tristan_Geoff · 10-05-2019, 10:17 AM

1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why?

A fish bc why tf not

2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it?

I have not.

3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night?

I'm boring, I reckon it was in south carolina at someone's grandparents house

4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth?

Yeah I've wished for a long time that I was born female.

5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love?

Got scammed oof

6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful?

My hair, naturally

08-17-2019, 06:39 PM	#8855 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land? Yes. Whats your favorite chair look like? Like a chair tf else would it look like Have you ever killed something you ate? Bluegill and crappie. What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus? There's this dude that frequents the transit here who wears either a cowboy hat or a baseball hat wrapped in tin foil who always has a parrot perched on his shoulder. He's chill though, doesn't do anything particularly weird. How often do you light a candle? Three. Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class? Nah we had phones. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-17-2019, 06:53 PM	#8856 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. If you could travel in a submarine with any five people to discover the lost city of Atlantis, who would they be? John Cage, Nellie Bly, Frederick Douglass, Diogenes, Tendai Maraire 2. What man made structure would you graffiti and what would you put on it? A big black dick on the whitehouse, obviously. 3. If you had to be in one historical battle what would it be? Nah. 4. As a doctor what would be your one killer line to assuage the grief of a family whose child just died on your operating table. To be fair, overpopulation is a pressing issue today so **nuts Jr is actually doing something honourable for all of us. 5. You are a reggae Elvis impersonator. What is your name? Green Christmas 6. Do u even candle, brah?** I can __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-05-2019, 08:05 AM	#8859 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	1. If you had to be a different kind of organism, what would you want to be and why? Top 5: 5) A Southern Live Oak - Big beautiful powerful and they always know what to do. They make the world a better place. 4) Jelly Fish - Masters of Tao, they go where Mother Nature takes them without resistance 3) Tardigrade - They can live through anything and they even sleep through it, they don’t care 2) Fungus Candida - They love vaginas 1) Great White Shark- I want to be the boss just once. 2. Have you ever participated in a threesome, and did you like it? Yes. With two females and with another male and a female (and three females and myself but you didn’t ask) Yes. I always like sex but in general my favorite sex is traditional. Straight up on the pussy, eat it up, get it good and wet, my favorite position is missionary, I love making a woman come strictly d ickly but will keep my face up in it as long as she wants or needs. I love when a woman comes smearing her pussy all over my face 3. What's the weirdest place you ever spent the night? An insanely crowded train going to Calcutta. Third class no sleeping birth. 4. Have you ever really wished you were a different gender than the one you have been assigned at birth? Not really but I’d love to have my own vagina for a while. 5. What's the craziest thing you've done for love? Sorry that’s secret 6. Which part of your body do you consider the most beautiful? My dick when it’s hard and my eyes when I’m laughing. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html