The Saturday 6-Pack

**Frownland** · 08-03-2019, 11:45 AM

What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with?

Dirty

Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy?

Depends on how bumpy you consider the face to be

What do you think of REM’s record Murmur?

Trash heap

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

There once was a kid who was fat who wanted to pet the Cat in the Hat. He looked outside, saw it had been run over and died so he petted it and that was that.

Name 3 things you know about snails

French eat em, can't use salt on them, and they're literallt sluggish af

Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname?

Pretty much all nicknames of that sort are stupid, sport.

Stick to the random questions generator imo

WWWP · 08-03-2019, 03:14 PM

What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with?

considering music taste, sense of humor, hobbies & skills etc., definitely my girl Dreadnaught

Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy?

smooth except for this one weird growth mole thing. my cousin has the same thing in the same exact thought. we used to think it made us telepathic but in reality we just spent too much time together.

What do you think of REM’s record Murmur?

couldn't give less of a **** about REM

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

Said the boy, "what is that? What's that under Cat's hat?"
"It's my dwarf pocket rat," Said the Cat in the Hat.
Said the boy, "let me pat! Let me pat," said the boy.
"Let me pat the cat's rat!" said the brat full of joy.
"It's so small, not an inch!" said the boy with surprise
"Be careful, he spits. Fast, - cover your eyes!"
The cat he then growled, "now fuck off you runt,"
"I can't be caught pants down with some little cunt."
"Your rat isn't nice." The boy started to cry
As the Cat in the Hat wiped the *** from his eye.
"Now goodbye," said the cat.
"I love you," said the brat.
And that's all that I'm going to say about that.

Name 3 things you know about snails

1. most snails are hermaphrodites
2. snails are associated with the moon in Aztec mythology
3. snail mucus is currently being marketed as a beauty product

Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname

sure. depends on who it's for.

**Exo** · 08-03-2019, 03:21 PM

What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with?

WWWP and Bob.

Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy?

Slumpy.

What do you think of REM’s record Murmur?

Best record of theirs but isn't something super wonderful.

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

This is Pat. This is cat. Cat has hat. Pat likes cat. Pat pats cat. Hat falls flat. Cat pats Pat.

Name 3 things you know about snails

Gastropod. Orders plain popcorn. Is trailer trash.

Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname?

Not for a human but calling a small plant sprout can be cute.

OccultHawk · 08-03-2019, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP

What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with?

considering music taste, sense of humor, hobbies & skills etc., definitely my girl Dreadnaught

Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy?

smooth except for this one weird growth mole thing. my cousin has the same thing in the same exact thought. we used to think it made us telepathic but in reality we just spent too much time together.

What do you think of REM’s record Murmur?

couldn't give less of a **** about REM

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

Said the boy, "what is that? What's that under Cat's hat?"
"It's my dwarf pocket rat," Said the Cat in the Hat.
Said the boy, "let me pat! Let me pat," said the boy.
"Let me pat the cat's rat!" said the brat full of joy.
"It's so small, not an inch!" said the boy with surprise
"Be careful, he spits. Fast, - cover your eyes!"
The cat he then growled, "now fuck off you runt,"
"I can't be caught pants down with some little cunt."
"Your rat isn't nice." The boy started to cry
As the Cat in the Hat wiped the *** from his eye.
"Now goodbye," said the cat.
"I love you," said the brat.
And that's all that I'm going to say about that.

Name 3 things you know about snails

1. most snails are hermaphrodites
2. snails are associated with the moon in Aztec mythology
3. snail mucus is currently being marketed as a beauty product

Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname

sure. depends on who it's for.

Girl. You took those lemons and made lemonade.

Have you ever listened to Murmur though?

The Batlord · 08-03-2019, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat

There once was a kid who was fat who wanted to pet the Cat in the Hat. He looked outside, saw it had been run over and died so he petted it and that was that.

You had one ****ing job.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP

smooth except for this one weird growth mole thing.

**Frownland** · 08-03-2019, 04:10 PM

Miss me with your grammatically correct limericks.

The Batlord · 08-03-2019, 04:23 PM

"Pat"! Not "pet"!

WWWP · 08-03-2019, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

oh no anywhere but the briar patch

The Batlord · 08-03-2019, 05:54 PM

Is that what you call your mole?

OccultHawk · 08-17-2019, 09:00 AM

Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land?

Whats your favorite chair look like?

Have you ever killed something you ate?

What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus?

How often do you light a candle?

Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class?

08-03-2019, 11:45 AM	#8831 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with? Dirty Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy? Depends on how bumpy you consider the face to be What do you think of REM’s record Murmur? Trash heap Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat There once was a kid who was fat who wanted to pet the Cat in the Hat. He looked outside, saw it had been run over and died so he petted it and that was that. Name 3 things you know about snails French eat em, can't use salt on them, and they're literallt sluggish af Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname? Pretty much all nicknames of that sort are stupid, sport. Stick to the random questions generator imo __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-03-2019, 03:21 PM	#8833 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	What other MB member do you think you have the most in common with? WWWP and Bob. Which adjective best describes your head smooth or lumpy? Slumpy. What do you think of REM’s record Murmur? Best record of theirs but isn't something super wonderful. Write a flash story about a boy who wants to pat The Cat in the Hat This is Pat. This is cat. Cat has hat. Pat likes cat. Pat pats cat. Hat falls flat. Cat pats Pat. Name 3 things you know about snails Gastropod. Orders plain popcorn. Is trailer trash. Do you think “Sprout” is a cute nickname? Not for a human but calling a small plant sprout can be cute. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

08-03-2019, 04:10 PM	#8836 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Miss me with your grammatically correct limericks. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-17-2019, 09:00 AM	#8840 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Have you ever been far enough out at sea to where you couldn’t see land? Whats your favorite chair look like? Have you ever killed something you ate? What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw on a bus? How often do you light a candle? Did you ever have a teacher read a note you got caught passing to the class? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html