The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 11-12-2018, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

what about the box

I pulled out.

OccultHawk · 11-12-2018, 08:48 PM

[/B][/I]If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?

Nah some creditor would probably freeze it up.

2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

An outhouse in Nepal had a sign that said “do not put your pepper in the hole” and a portapottie at a Grateful Dead concert in Mountain View had turds like two feet over the john.

3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?

Weeks (don’t know exactly)

4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?

Nah. Too old. **** up my back and that tandem **** is too cozy.

5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

I think it should go back in my mother’s vagina.

6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?

I told this story before but I stole ****loads of irreplaceable valuable documents from a job I knew I wasn’t returning to. I just threw it all away on my way home. It definitely cost the company thousands of dollars.

Black Francis · 11-12-2018, 10:31 PM

1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?

Ehh. Idk. If such a thing becomes the norm in the future i would get it i guess.

2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

My pants. My white pants. In church. Big brown stain in the back. My mom had to escort me out walking right behind me.

3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?

Like 3 days

4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?

Fck no. I cant even ride a roller coaster without reliving my church incident.

5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

Dont care. Give it to necrophiliacs for some fun or throw my ashes at ppl on the street as a prank bro.

6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?

50 dollar game from Blockbuster. The power went out in my area and it erased their log of rented movies and games so i just didnt return it.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-13-2018, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

Feed me to the needy.

Legalize cannibalism. Solve world hunger and over-population at the same time.

Plankton · 11-13-2018, 01:56 PM

Tastes like chicken

Black Francis · 11-13-2018, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

you ever do the ole broken disc rental from blockbuster switcheroo

Mhm but i did that more in the Snes era. A kid we knew as Danny Diablo taught me how to. Open up the cartridge and change the chip. My Super Mario was actually Breath of fire 2.

Oriphiel · 11-23-2018, 05:35 AM

Surprise Friday six pack

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

OccultHawk · 11-23-2018, 06:01 AM

Surprise Friday six pack

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Yes.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

Don’t remember.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

I’d make a bunch of sandwiches for myself to eat when I got my nuts back.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I ask Merit’s niece what she got a Victoria’s Secret and tell her she’ll look amazing in that.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

I kill the babies but I don’t want to be young. Late late term abortions are for men who are old... and dirty.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Watermelon Bubble Yum

Plankton · 11-23-2018, 07:43 AM

Surprise Friday six pack!

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

You mean lied? Sure.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

Other than comic 'books', I think it was a Mel Bay guitar instruction book that I just tried to find an image of, but that was almost 40 years ago, so no dice.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

I'd make one hell of a lesbian.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I'd smile and let that person do what they needed to do. The world isn't going to end because of someone else's ignorance. Some people might say "It's the principal of it all". The principal is setting a good example.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Uh, no. I'd try to destroy that spell.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

The cardboard-like stuff that came with these:

Nostalgia, baby.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-23-2018, 07:52 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Probably some small white lie. If you b.s. people too much, you also have to cover for yourself every time the thing you lied about comes up again, and who wants to do that?

I do something better than lying: Evade topics by any means.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

No idea. Does comic books count, because it would have been one of those. Maybe a Calvin & Hobbes album.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

Give me a sex change and I still look like a dude, so I don't think it would change much. I'd have to sit down and pee.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I will do nothing except feel disappointed in my fellow humans.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

I don't think I would do that. If I would, I hope a god would appear in the clouds and fry me to cinders with lightning.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?
I don't like the concept of gum. Loses most flavor too soon and then I have to look for somewhere to dispose of it. Mint gum tastes good, but that's because mint tastes good. So just give me a mint caramel or something.

11-12-2018, 08:48 PM	#8752 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	[/B][/I]If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not? Nah some creditor would probably freeze it up. 2) *What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sht? An outhouse in Nepal had a sign that said “do not put your pepper in the hole” and a portapottie at a Grateful Dead concert in Mountain View had turds like two feet over the john. 3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering? Weeks (don’t know exactly) 4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not? Nah. Too old. up my back and that tandem is too cozy. 5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die? I think it should go back in my mother’s vagina. 6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen? I told this story before but I stole **loads of irreplaceable valuable documents from a job I knew I wasn’t returning to. I just threw it all away on my way home. It definitely cost the company thousands of dollars. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-12-2018, 10:31 PM	#8753 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not? Ehh. Idk. If such a thing becomes the norm in the future i would get it i guess. 2) *What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sht? My pants. My white pants. In church. Big brown stain in the back. My mom had to escort me out walking right behind me. 3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering? Like 3 days 4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not? Fck no. I cant even ride a roller coaster without reliving my church incident. 5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die? Dont care. Give it to necrophiliacs for some fun or throw my ashes at ppl on the street as a prank bro. 6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen? 50 dollar game from Blockbuster. The power went out in my area and it erased their log of rented movies and games so i just didnt return it. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

11-13-2018, 01:56 PM	#8755 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Tastes like chicken __________________ See location...

11-23-2018, 05:35 AM	#8757 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Surprise Friday six pack 1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

11-23-2018, 06:01 AM	#8758 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Surprise Friday six pack 1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Yes. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? Don’t remember. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? I’d make a bunch of sandwiches for myself to eat when I got my nuts back. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I ask Merit’s niece what she got a Victoria’s Secret and tell her she’ll look amazing in that. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? I kill the babies but I don’t want to be young. Late late term abortions are for men who are old... and dirty. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Watermelon Bubble Yum __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-23-2018, 07:43 AM	#8759 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Surprise Friday six pack! 1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? You mean lied? Sure. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? Other than comic 'books', I think it was a Mel Bay guitar instruction book that I just tried to find an image of, but that was almost 40 years ago, so no dice. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? I'd make one hell of a lesbian. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I'd smile and let that person do what they needed to do. The world isn't going to end because of someone else's ignorance. Some people might say "It's the principal of it all". The principal is setting a good example. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Uh, no. I'd try to destroy that spell. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? The cardboard-like stuff that came with these: Nostalgia, baby. __________________ See location...

11-23-2018, 07:52 AM	#8760 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Probably some small white lie. If you b.s. people too much, you also have to cover for yourself every time the thing you lied about comes up again, and who wants to do that? I do something better than lying: Evade topics by any means. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? No idea. Does comic books count, because it would have been one of those. Maybe a Calvin & Hobbes album. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? Give me a sex change and I still look like a dude, so I don't think it would change much. I'd have to sit down and pee. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I will do nothing except feel disappointed in my fellow humans. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? I don't think I would do that. If I would, I hope a god would appear in the clouds and fry me to cinders with lightning. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? I don't like the concept of gum. Loses most flavor too soon and then I have to look for somewhere to dispose of it. Mint gum tastes good, but that's because mint tastes good. So just give me a mint caramel or something.