The Saturday 6-Pack

**Frownland** · 12-08-2018, 02:14 PM

My lawsuit against Big Ears for participating in defacing art is already in place.

EDIT: looked into him more. His visual art is tight but his music absolutely isn't.

The Batlord · 12-08-2018, 06:06 PM

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

I guess I'd have to talk to the other parents and see how they felt. I'm not gonna keep their kid from them but it's essentially adoption and I'd rather adopt in the first place.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

Eat and breathe out of different holes. Choking is stupid.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

I'd masturbate more.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

Do it, ***got.

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

Vibrator.

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

A baby.

The Batlord · 12-08-2018, 06:12 PM

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

I saw Uncle Cracker once supporting Rehab and they were just kinda meh. Rehab were fun though. Haven't really been to all that many shows so I don't have any horror stories.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

At least they support legalizing marijuana/reefer/pot/dat good good/cannabis.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

I bought a pair of gloves for a homeless guy last week when it was freezing cold.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

lol highlights

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

6. Are you wearing pants right now?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-08-2018, 11:35 PM

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?
I would get in contact with the birth parents of the other child [or whoever was taking care of it], let them know what was going on, and try to make a joint decision with them. Then maybe sue the hospital, just for the hell of it.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?
Maybe give us wings, gills, immortality or the ability to regenerate damaged cells.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?
Well, giant fighting sperm would probably be a turn-off for the opposite sex, rendering sex out of the question, if a rowdy spermatozoa was gonna tear up the woman's pussy.So yes, I would still jerk it.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?
I would tell him that I was rich and could get him anything that he wanted.

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?
Maybe a CCTV camera, so that I could see a ton of stuff, or a computer that was connected to the internet [for the same reason].

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Probably a giant dildo with a hand-crank on one end.

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1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)
Probably some shitty local bands that I didn't care enough to learn the name of.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?
They are people, like everyone else. Just gotta get to know them.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?
I try to help family as much as possible. The kids with their homework. Cutting my grandpa's hair and taking him to run errands.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?
Any and all time spent with my son.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)
I would probably look up the the ethnicity of the inmates there and play a song that would remind the majority of them of home.

6. Are you wearing pants right now?
Nope, just boxer briefs. Gotta be comfy while at home.

SmokeAndMirrors · 12-09-2018, 09:35 AM

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

Yes. I would not deprive a parent of their child. Thankfully, I don't do marriage and kids, so I'll never have to worry about this.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

The ability to fly would be ****ing awesome. Air traffic seems more spacious than ground traffic.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

...What the **** kind of a question is that? Yes. Because Ghostbusters is STILL going to be a less expensive call to make than a lifetime of payments. lol.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

I tell him the rug really tied the room together...

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

A lamp. So I could lighten people up some, so they'd be confused about loving me instead.

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

A bunch of stuff in a very tiny living space just looks cluttery to me, no matter which way it's arranged.

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

Bear Calvary. The drummer was so drunk that he was not only off in timing, but also he literally fell asleep while playing.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

If you can teach them the meaning of hard work, they can be extremely efficient. If you can't then we're going to have a problem. Even if you were to replace all hard labor everywhere with machinery, you would still have to have people doing hard work to run maintenance on that machinery, which requires time and hard work.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

This morning.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

Tour. It's both my best and worst highlight, for different reasons that I'd rather not go too much into detail about.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

The only Christmas song I give a **** about...

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

Actually, no. All of my clothes are in the washer and I am EXTREMELY pressed for time with my schedule for work and doing stuff at home that needs to get done, so I'm doing my laundry and the dishes at the same damn time (at the same damn time).

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-16-2019, 02:35 PM

Bumping, I'll post a 6 pack in a couple of hours if nobody else has posted one by then. Just watching something on TV.

WWWP · 03-16-2019, 04:42 PM

thumbs up

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-16-2019, 05:58 PM

1. What was the last thing you bought?

2. How will you be celebrating St Patrick's Day? ☘️

3. What is your drug of choice?

4. What do you usually listen to music on at home (what is your setup basically)?

5. Do you have any addictions?

6. Should we have an MB Discord server?

The Batlord · 03-16-2019, 06:10 PM

1. What was the last thing you bought?

2. How will you be celebrating St Patrick's Day? ☘️

How do you think?

3. What is your drug of choice?

Beer if that counts but if not then weed.

4. What do you usually listen to music on at home (what is your setup basically)?

Computer.

5. Do you have any addictions?

No of course not.

6. Should we have an MB Discord server?

Sounds neat.

**Frownland** · 03-16-2019, 06:14 PM

1. What was the last thing you bought?

A couple of Low shirts.

2. How will you be celebrating St Patrick's Day? ☘️

I'm gonna get drunk as **** but that's just everyday.

3. What is your drug of choice?

Pot's more manageable, shrooms are friendlier, but my favourite is acid despite the intense comeup. It's taken me to the most interesting places.

4. What do you usually listen to music on at home (what is your setup basically)?

Usually just some ear buds.

5. Do you have any addictions?

See #2. Also, as a mod I'm inherently addicted to power.

6. Should we have an MB Discord server?

I'll stick to wanking on Omeagle.

12-08-2018, 02:14 PM	#8741 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My lawsuit against Big Ears for participating in defacing art is already in place. EDIT: looked into him more. His visual art is tight but his music absolutely isn't. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-09-2018, 09:35 AM	#8745 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake? Yes. I would not deprive a parent of their child. Thankfully, I don't do marriage and kids, so I'll never have to worry about this. 2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be? The ability to fly would be **ing awesome. Air traffic seems more spacious than ground traffic. 3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it? ...What the kind of a question is that? Yes. Because Ghostbusters is STILL going to be a less expensive call to make than a lifetime of payments. lol. 4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them? I tell him the rug really tied the room together... 5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be? A lamp. So I could lighten people up some, so they'd be confused about loving me instead. 6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home? A bunch of stuff in a very tiny living space just looks cluttery to me, no matter which way it's arranged. 1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended) Bear Calvary. The drummer was so drunk that he was not only off in timing, but also he literally fell asleep while playing. 2. What do you make of these darned millennials?** If you can teach them the meaning of hard work, they can be extremely efficient. If you can't then we're going to have a problem. Even if you were to replace all hard labor everywhere with machinery, you would still have to have people doing hard work to run maintenance on that machinery, which requires time and hard work. 3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)? This morning. 4. What has been the highlight of your year so far? Tour. It's both my best and worst highlight, for different reasons that I'd rather not go too much into detail about. 5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible) The only Christmas song I give a ** about... 6. Are you wearing pants right now? Actually, no. All of my clothes are in the washer and I am EXTREMELY pressed for time with my schedule for work and doing stuff at home that needs to get done, so I'm doing my laundry and the dishes at the same damn time (at the same damn time). __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."**

03-16-2019, 06:14 PM	#8750 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What was the last thing you bought? A couple of Low shirts. 2. How will you be celebrating St Patrick's Day? ☘️ I'm gonna get drunk as ** but that's just everyday. 3. What is your drug of choice? Pot's more manageable, shrooms are friendlier, but my favourite is acid despite the intense comeup. It's taken me to the most interesting places. 4. What do you usually listen to music on at home (what is your setup basically)? Usually just some ear buds. 5. Do you have any addictions? See #2. Also, as a mod I'm inherently addicted to power. 6. Should we have an MB Discord server?** I'll stick to wanking on Omeagle. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-08-2018, 11:35 PM	#8744 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,823	1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake? I would get in contact with the birth parents of the other child [or whoever was taking care of it], let them know what was going on, and try to make a joint decision with them. Then maybe sue the hospital, just for the hell of it. 2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be? Maybe give us wings, gills, immortality or the ability to regenerate damaged cells. 3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it? Well, giant fighting sperm would probably be a turn-off for the opposite sex, rendering sex out of the question, if a rowdy spermatozoa was gonna tear up the woman's pussy.So yes, I would still jerk it. 4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them? I would tell him that I was rich and could get him anything that he wanted. 5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be? Maybe a CCTV camera, so that I could see a ton of stuff, or a computer that was connected to the internet [for the same reason]. 6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home? Probably a giant dildo with a hand-crank on one end. ================================================== ================================================== ====== 1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended) Probably some shitty local bands that I didn't care enough to learn the name of. 2. What do you make of these darned millennials? They are people, like everyone else. Just gotta get to know them. 3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)? I try to help family as much as possible. The kids with their homework. Cutting my grandpa's hair and taking him to run errands. 4. What has been the highlight of your year so far? Any and all time spent with my son. 5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible) I would probably look up the the ethnicity of the inmates there and play a song that would remind the majority of them of home. 6. Are you wearing pants right now? Nope, just boxer briefs. Gotta be comfy while at home.

03-16-2019, 02:35 PM	#8746 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Bumping, I'll post a 6 pack in a couple of hours if nobody else has posted one by then. Just watching something on TV.

03-16-2019, 05:58 PM	#8748 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. What was the last thing you bought? 2. How will you be celebrating St Patrick's Day? ☘️ 3. What is your drug of choice? 4. What do you usually listen to music on at home (what is your setup basically)? 5. Do you have any addictions? 6. Should we have an MB Discord server?